I'm flattered

Something a girl says to a guy when he tells her that he has feelings for her. She will say it if she is to kind to admit that she would never feel the same in a million years.

Boy: "Susan I think you are amazing! A have had feelings for you for a long time now."

Girl: "Well I'm flattered, but I think we are better as friends."

by FriendZone12345 July 27, 2012

flattered but I'm taken

When she feels bad and pretends to be with someone so you don't ball up in your room and cry.

"Wow I'm flattered but I'm taken."

by Moejoe3432 June 15, 2016

Flusteredless

The opposite of being flustered. What you say when a cute guy/girl asked if you are flustered and you are trying to play it cool.

"Im very flusteredless right now because a cute guy just talked to me"

by UnwaryFour001 August 27, 2020

tittie flustered

The frustration, typically in men, when others are refering to their man boobs.

Woman: Nice Man Boobs!
Man: They're not boobs, they're pecs!
Woman: Dont get all Tittie Flustered, Bruce!

by W.C. Women May 9, 2017

Flastered

The state of drunkenness when one can no longer achieve an erection.

I took this skank home last night, bro, but I was too flastered to get the job done.

by Juice-box May 31, 2014

flustered pirate

When a man and woman are having intercourse, the man might feel over-dominant. When this occurs, he would whip out his schlong and beat the woman from head to toe with it, then cums on her face.

Also known as the flustered pirate.

John was laying his girlfriend, then got mad that she wasn't producing and turned into a flustered pirate.

by Notikk July 28, 2009

flastered

Being heavily intoxicated (plastered) and very angry or worried (flustered) at the same time. Plastered + Flustered = Flastered

Dude 1: Dude did u see Frankie last night, he was so flastered that he pushed Carl off the balcony.
Dude 2: Shit dude, I hope Carl's alright. Frankie always gets flastered and does stupid ass shit.

by Flastered Fury December 23, 2012