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Flat Tire

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1. When you are trying to score with a girl and fail. Your "wheel" was unsuccessful and thus you got a flat tire

2. When you are notoriously bad at picking up women you have flat tires
1. Johnny was trying to nail that broad but he got a flat tire and went home and watched Conan

2. Johnny struck out again? That guy has flat tires!
Flat Tire by ScampyJoe May 3, 2006

Flat Tire

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When a girl sucks you but she catches you with her teeth so deep that your penis loses all stiffness.
Dang, she gave me a Flat tire after dinner, it hurts!!
Flat Tire by The_DestroyerXP March 9, 2018

Flat tire

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A guys ball sack that sags lower than moose tits .
Bob: I was having sex with Jerry and his but sack looks like a flat tire

Greg:what bob your gay
Flat tire by Lonzo Lavar May 29, 2018

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KYLER STOP FLAT TIRING ME!!!

Bro that kid is annoying i'm gonna go flat tire him
Flat Tire by Leterz May 4, 2021

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When A Car Tire Looks Like A Floppy Penis On The Floor Like Because Of 1 Little Screw Randomly On The Road
Oh Crap I Got A Flat Tire!
Flat tire by anhandle123 May 22, 2023

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The action of vibrating your lips and blowing air into the vagina.

To inflate the vagina.
So I gave this girl a “flat tire” last night and she blew the air right back at me.
Flat tire by Durnvikit March 1, 2024
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