by EdwardBerry November 26, 2007
I have a really crappy hand that I shouldn't be playing, but it has a clever name. I love flat tires.
by bs February 14, 2005
a term used to describe ganja that refuses to stay lit in the bowl; similar to a flat tire, the weed does not "roll" properly
by hallucinog3n September 27, 2009
by Alaskagirl May 22, 2015
A state of fatigue so terminal that you cannot roll another foot, having all the shapely utility, bounce and style of a flat tire, the air completely taken out of you.
Another day, after another sleepless night, feeling so deflated that no air hose, pressure gauge or patch could address his flat tire-dness. Yet he'd get through it, for sure, he'd do everything needed of him, as he's done yesterday, and the day before, and the... day...... before........... huh?! Me?? Yeah, no, I'm awake! Just turn the key, give it a little gas... sure, let's go.
by Monkey's Dad September 13, 2023
For pizza delivery drivers - when invited into a house for recreational activities, this is the code used to let their manager know they won't be back as soon as expected.
Hey boss, I'm gonna be late for the next run. I've got four flat tires.
Alright - just make sure you use protection.
Alright - just make sure you use protection.
by newsedition November 14, 2013
To be close friends with another.
by hogan468 May 23, 2006