Being a Flat Earther is a lifelong developmental disability that affects how people perceive the world and interact with others. Flat Earther people can have difficulties with everyday social communication, social interaction, repetitive behaviours and sensory issues
Flat Earthers = Idiots
by ZJaeger1179 March 26, 2018
A fuckwit that believes the Earht is flat as fuck and gravity and space and a hole bunch of other shit doesn’t exist.
by Cunt from down under June 01, 2018
A person who doesn't like the reality of something so deliberately denies its existence for personal gain.
I'm a flat earther. If I don't like something, or it goes against my worldview, I deny its existence.
by ParodyMan November 16, 2018
flat earthers:My 5 page thesis on why the earth is shaped like an alex jones supplement
Page 1
Have we ever even seen the earth? Ive seen globes but those are "global"ist propoganda. Stupid science bitches couldnt even make i more smarter and they can see the moon? I think not you trick ass bitch. I specifically hate elon musk. Him and his other space nerds trying to shove propoganda like "why do you think the earth is a pill" and "please leave our room you dont have a job here" and "please put clothes on youre scaring my children" but i dont care.
Page 2
Science is a liar sometimes. If you look in history you see multiple science bitches doing stupid stuff like eating murcury and saying "the earths oceans are real" my point is scientists are wrong all the time and we should not take their word as fact.
Page ?
Where am i
They found me man. The globalists. They took my "brainpower" supplements and i cant think straight anymore. This is my last chance to say something. The earth is absolutely a pi--@#!%$#
Page 5
THE EARTH IS ROUND AND GLOBELIKE. DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM I MEAN ME. BELEIVE THE FACTS. IM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST
Page 1
Have we ever even seen the earth? Ive seen globes but those are "global"ist propoganda. Stupid science bitches couldnt even make i more smarter and they can see the moon? I think not you trick ass bitch. I specifically hate elon musk. Him and his other space nerds trying to shove propoganda like "why do you think the earth is a pill" and "please leave our room you dont have a job here" and "please put clothes on youre scaring my children" but i dont care.
Page 2
Science is a liar sometimes. If you look in history you see multiple science bitches doing stupid stuff like eating murcury and saying "the earths oceans are real" my point is scientists are wrong all the time and we should not take their word as fact.
Page ?
Where am i
They found me man. The globalists. They took my "brainpower" supplements and i cant think straight anymore. This is my last chance to say something. The earth is absolutely a pi--@#!%$#
Page 5
THE EARTH IS ROUND AND GLOBELIKE. DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM I MEAN ME. BELEIVE THE FACTS. IM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST
by smash mouth this is my swamp May 23, 2018
A severe mental disorder where someone struggles with geometry and believes, as you can tell from the name, that the earth is, in fact, flat.
by BoxEarth November 13, 2018
An imbecile who was dropped on their head as a baby multiple times or divorced people who want to die
by Mesa big boy February 18, 2019
One who believes in the theory of flat earths, perhaps as a result of having either a flat head or flat testicles.
Two flat-earther astronauts go into space.
"Look dude, we're orbiting a blue pancake!"
"Holy fuck! That's a funny ball-shaped pancake!"
"Look dude, we're orbiting a blue pancake!"
"Holy fuck! That's a funny ball-shaped pancake!"
by masterblaster01 January 17, 2018