Flarp 

A very weird, loud noise that is in the fart family but at the same time totally different. Flarps are funny and can be used to describe a ballofna

person 1: *FLARP*
person 2: nice
person 1: well DUH its a flarp

Flarp by vlotbotsquad November 25, 2018

Flarp 

When you fail while flirting with someone.

“Man, Kyle today totally bombed talking to Susy. He Flarped that shit.”

Flarp by minecraftlord678 August 14, 2019

Flarp 

An offensive name to call someone.

Snoof, you're such a Flarp.

Flarp by Puh_the_Homeless_man September 15, 2020

Flarp 

That one puddy product that makes a fart sound.
Some word you made up when u were 7-9 , and u thought it was the funniest thing on earth.

"Hey did you get that funny new product named Flarp?"
"Oh yeah man its so funny!"
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"Hey bro wanna hear a word i made up?"

"Whats the word?"
"Flarp!"
"HAHAHAHAAAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHUDIefheuwudewoifkgoirekoifwejieghierpfgejerjgoie."
"Hey bro? .....Bro?"
"OH NO HE'S DEAD!"

Flarp by What456t September 22, 2022

Flarp 

A person who is capable of creating a series of organized queefs in order to mimic speech.

Guy: Yo that chick is a Flarp

Flarp mimiking another guy: Yeah frfr

Flarp by 69 OF DA 420 June 14, 2023

Flarp 

a flarp is a wet fart.

“ew bro did you just flarp”

Flarp by stupidvelcro January 22, 2024

Flarp 

Flarp is a type of slime that my friend in Arkansas is 100% convinced that flarp is just something me and my friend made to fuck with him.

Flarp

Flarp by Loser Xylophone December 27, 2023