Flarp

(v.) to purposely look like the idiot you know you are; to say something that makes you look like a complete and utter dumbass; (n.) a phrase or clause that is just entirely stupid beyond belief; a blonde moment
Do you know that kid? He just comes up to me and starts flarping and I told him to fuck off.
by Skank Boy May 11, 2006
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Flarp

When you are sitting down and you push a nice juicy fart and it rolles up your sack with a nice bubbly feeling!
Dude when I was sitting down with Wendy I flarped in her face!!!
by Buffalo17 February 01, 2018
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flarping

The act of cock blocking a random hook-up... especially when one is desperate and looking to get some.
"No flarping allowed tonight! I'm desperate and haven't gotten any in months!"
by flarpflarpyflarpington November 07, 2009
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Flarp

Means rich is ugly and smells like Poo
by Bob April 08, 2004
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Bull Flarps

Wet, growling flatulence that exits with the sound reminiscent of an angry, snorting bull. Typically ripe and rancid. Perfect for a dutch oven.
Braaaaahhh that is the last time I'm eating deviled eggs and drinking warm beer. I have got the worst bull flarps today.
by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017
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Flarp Monkey

a disgusting girl that has a wide open vagina and masturbates with house hold items such as a remote or a football.
dude that shayla girl is a total Flarp Monkey
by bigpenisjew April 21, 2011
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garga flarp

Meaning fuck according to Zach Tyler
When u r mad u say garga flarp
by Zach Tyler December 08, 2013
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