(v.) to purposely look like the idiot you know you are; to say something that makes you look like a complete and utter dumbass; (n.) a phrase or clause that is just entirely stupid beyond belief; a blonde moment
by Skank Boy May 11, 2006
When you are sitting down and you push a nice juicy fart and it rolles up your sack with a nice bubbly feeling!
by Buffalo17 February 01, 2018
The act of cock blocking a random hook-up... especially when one is desperate and looking to get some.
by flarpflarpyflarpington November 07, 2009
Wet, growling flatulence that exits with the sound reminiscent of an angry, snorting bull. Typically ripe and rancid. Perfect for a dutch oven.
Braaaaahhh that is the last time I'm eating deviled eggs and drinking warm beer. I have got the worst bull flarps today.
by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017
a disgusting girl that has a wide open vagina and masturbates with house hold items such as a remote or a football.
by bigpenisjew April 21, 2011
by Zach Tyler December 08, 2013