Cop the flack

Where you are prepared to bend over and cop a reaming even if the error or incomplete task is not related to your job or a wrong doing of yourself.

Looks like someone fucked up to make it urgent, I'll cop the flack again for this one!

by Dirk Rictor November 22, 2016

flaccidity

The state of being flaccid, or not having a boner.

I had great flaccidity when I saw your moms vagina.

by WordInventorSUCKIT April 5, 2010

flaccid sword fight

When two older men with E.D. have a sexual encounter.

Doug and Murph are having a flaccid sword fight. Yuck!

by Jdmac4 December 30, 2015

flaccist

Flaccist (noun): an advocate or practicioner of "flaccism".

"So you're saying that Anita Sarkeesian actually used a speaker's podium to bully some guys and got away with it?"
"Yup, Hank and John really proved they are Flaccist.

by Skua September July 27, 2018

Pretty Flacko

a guy that has “pretty boy swag” (made popular by other swag rappers like Lil B, Soulja Boy…), and Flacko meaning the guy is skinny, because the word flaco means skinny in Spanish, used by Asap Rocky

i be that Pretty flacko niguh
she wants a pretty flacko
she fucked a pretty flacko

by kuulkidd April 11, 2012

Flaca

A slim but beautiful Latina who doesnt really know how beautiful she is until you tell her and or convince her

La flaca bella del osito gordito

by Yourface13 March 6, 2019

Flaccid Couple

The opposite of a "power couple." Flaccid Couples are weakened by their relationship status, and continuously becomes worse at activities they used to excel at. Their relationships drains them of their skills, leaving them flaccid and powerless.

Bro 1: Old Jen used to be great at fantasy football, but she's really tanking this year.

Bro 2: Well she's been dating Josh for a while now, they must be a Flaccid Couple.

Both Bros: (weep for their friends)

by DaveInchi October 23, 2014