flabbergastium

a mixture of cocaine, heroin, and horseraddish.

I fed the flabbergastium to my cat

by flabbergasted person January 24, 2024

flabbergastium

a mix of crack, horseradish, and meth.

he on the flabbergastium, he aint' makin' no fuckin' sense

by Sgt. Shoetfurst January 26, 2024

Flabbergastical

A container meant for water, although it can be used for other beverages as well, typically it is cylinder shaped but it is also known more commonly as a bottle.

"I left my flabbergastical at home so I don't have any water with me."

by Jimmathy1 March 9, 2024

flabbergastlighting

This combination of flabbergast and gas lighting implies an attempted deception so ambitious to be breathtaking.

The politician's claim was so ridiculous I called it flabbergastlighting.

by OzzieRob November 26, 2025