Fitzy

the one without the bald patch. the original urban legend........ what can i say

"You truly can take shade under it! i recommend trying it out at least once ladies! be aware it may get stuck depending on where u stick it

emergency services attempt freeing fitzy's cock from women's mouth!

Allow fitzgerald entry at own risk.....

by one lucky girl! well groomed November 28, 2025

fitzy joke

A joke made by someone that goes too far or extreme joke

Wow that was such a Fitzy Joke; you went to far that was such a fitzy joke

by Grins64 February 27, 2023

Fitzy Throat Punch

When you piss off a Fitzgerald or their loved ones and they punch you hard in the throat while screaming "FITZY THROAT PUNCH!"

If Robert keeps harassing my little sister he's gonna get a Fitzy Throat Punch from both of us.

by evansgirl October 20, 2016

fitzy'ed

The act of being cornered into a marathon conversation by an intoxicated individual, usually after bars have closed, that stretches until at least 5 a.m. Often characterized by relentless storytelling, and political rants.

I just wanted to go home, but I got Fitzy'ed outside the Fairview and ended up talking to this guy about unions until sunrise.

by T.K.K. May 11, 2024

Fitzy Method

lodging your vape pen in the tip of your penis and hitting a blinker until you release and your semen and the smoke ooze out

I was bored last night and I used the Fitzy Method

by Vewwycool February 20, 2025

pulling a fitzy

pulling a fitzy involves when a women drinks excessively and has complete disregard for those around her. acting very unlady like she will treat men like a piece of meat. her thirst for white wine is only matched by her thirst for footballers. often times will be heard screaming "ooohhh" or "fuckin' prick"

after drinking two bottles of 80 cent wine a women will procede to start "pulling a fitzy" by wandering the streets looking for men with english accents

by JohannaStrand_69 May 3, 2011

Mr Fitzy

An IT teacher who always make tea and hobnobs for the other teachers. He can also fix a computer in any issue.

Mr Fitzy is needed in the English Corridor I repeat Mr Fitzy is needed in the English corridor.

by Deirdre Smith March 14, 2019