fit

When you Fart and Shit at the same time.

passing gas while taking a crap is taking a fit.

by Jim Myrick April 25, 2006

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Excellent.

When I tell somebody I'm fit I don't mean that I am attractive, I mean that I am fine thanks.

This is just another distortion of a word that was already distorted from it's original meaning.

"How're you today, Adam?"
"Fit."
"We all know how stunningly good looking you are, Adam, but how are you?"
"Yeah, I'm fit. Like excellent, durh."
"Oh I see, now it all makes sense."
"Blates."

by iamlikewellfit December 28, 2006

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Hipster for ugly or not good looking. Used for people's looks.

Damn, that chick is fit.

by AWMviking11 January 15, 2007

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This is when you shit into a commode, but fart a lot at the same time (as opposed to a shart, which is farting then shitting accidentally).

Wow, Lisa looked really red coming out of the bathroom. She must've had a fit.

by *subject name here* January 11, 2009

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Will It fit?

A fictious internet show frequently mentioned by the Cinema Snob involving the host shoving various items up his ass and gauging if it fits well or not

"Hey John did you catch the last episode of Will It Fit?"

"Yeah he shoved a can of soup up his ass."

by Dutch Model 2179 December 5, 2017

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