First!

Something that attention-seeking children write as they desperately seek a feeling of self-worth for being the first to comment on a youtube video.

First!
First like and comment
1st

by antirix May 7, 2018

first against the wall

'First against the wall'. Refers to an outgoing elite who will face the firing squads 'when the revolution comes'.

"When I am king, you will be first against the wall" Radiohead - Paranoid Android

by Parkaboy November 6, 2015

at least buy me dinner first

1. the response when somebody fucks you in a non-sexual way

2. the response when an unintentionally sexual activity occurs in a non-sexual setting

1.
*teacher hands back essay with a D-*
"at least buy me dinner first"

*car mechanic gives you a repair estimate*
"at least buy me dinner first"

2.
*tsa agent pats your groin down*
"at least buy me dinner first"

* gastroenterologist begins colonoscopy*
"at least buy me dinner first"

by jigtigglybitties October 18, 2018

Safety First

Code for agreeing to always smoke weed and stay high. The response when asked to have a Safety Meeting.

Stoner A - "Yo man, you wanna have a Safety Meeting?
Stoner B - "Safety First.} :)

by DC NORML April 2, 2015

first impression shirt

the shirt in your wardrobe that hangs in the closet with dust on the shoulders that waits until you need to make a good first impression

I was meeting my new boss today, so I put my sandals in the closet, got out my good shoes, some clean jeans, and my first impression shirt.

by ChuckChaser69 July 5, 2008

Achievement First

Lame ass school that needs to be shut down. DO NOT GO HERE, BY ANY MEANS‼️ The teachers, cuticular, and whole school is shitty, lame af😐

You go to Achievement First? That’s mad dayroom😭

by Ldd😉 June 24, 2019

It looked at me first

When a guys bulge is very noticeable in a tiktok video either on purpose or accidentally and it makes its self very apparent

“Omg did you see Tyler’s new tiktok I don’t think he saw his bulge showing”
“It looked at me first”

by GayKitty July 29, 2020