Torpedo Firecracker

a heavily submerged tampon that explodes the vagina when yanked like a stubborn lawn mower.

Oh my God, I swear my flow has NEVER been this heavy...my tampon probably transformed into some sort of torpedo firecracker that instantly blew out my vagina when you jerked the string like a rope in a tug-of-war competition.

by Tenderloin Debutante July 26, 2016

Egyptian Firecracker

When you wrap another person in toilet paper and pour hot sauce down their ass crack

Come on, let me make you my Egyptian Firecracker, it really turns me on.

by HoodratHoudini February 15, 2022

Firecock

A term describing the unbearable burning feeling you get when you masturbate and then take a piss immediately afterwards. Don't pretend it's never happened to you.

Dude, I drank like four cups of coffee and then I saw that tall chick in a miniskirt. Long story short, I got firecock like you wouldn't believe.

by Cody Pagels September 6, 2005

Cambodian Firecracker

When a male drinks such a substantial amount of alcohol that it seeps into his testicles and turns his semen flammable. While jerking off, the friction between his hand and penis creates heat. During ejaculation, the heat from the friction combined with flammable skeet equals one dick on fire.

Kane: so how was the bar last night?
Erick: after getting really depressed about realizing that I can't get women, I got really drunk, went home, and launched off a Cambodian Firecracker.

by Tapwata March 8, 2011

firley

In poker, when you attempt a roper and it fails.

I checked, attempting to checkraise the field, but they all checked through. Boy, did I get firleyed.

by Calicojackal July 31, 2005

Firecop

A "Public Safety" officer such as in Glencoe, where the firefighters are cops half the time and the cops are firefighters half the time. In doing so they never become competent in either job.

Jimmy: Oh shit the five O just saw us smoking weed.

Chad: No worry bro it's just a firecop, chilax.

Firecop: Do you kids know that you could cause a fire if you dispose of that weed incorrectly?

by glenco July 17, 2011

anal firecracker

The action of inserting a firecracker into ones anus for sexual thrill

Me and Pat performed the action of the anal firecracker and had sex to see who could finish before it blew up

by Muffinlover69 February 19, 2017