freightshaker
freightshaker by peterbilt379 January 13, 2008
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Vietnamese Firefighter
When she lights her pubes on fire and he attempts to either pat out the fire or fan it out in a wicked helicopter display.
"Hey bro, are you gonna try the Vietnamese Firefighter tonight?"
"Yeah man, I've been working on my helicopter skills for weeks, just hopin I don't get my dick burnt."
"Yeah man, I've been working on my helicopter skills for weeks, just hopin I don't get my dick burnt."
Vietnamese Firefighter by T.P.S April 4, 2017
harbor freight
harbor freight by Phildoismyname June 2, 2018
Louisiana Firefighter
Louisiana Firefighter by balls deep December 16, 2012
Freightness
Freightness is when you Possess a Bad to the Bone Skill of Logistics Operations!
Amazing Knowledge coupled with Awesome Quality earns you the title of Freightness.
Moving tomorrow's freight on today's schedule.
Handling all things freight in an awesome manner of greatness.
Freightness is the experience and mindset of a Truck Driver, a Carrier, a Shipper, and a Broker!
Generating leads, attracting new prospects, and developing a sales pitch.
Identifying, vetting, and selecting reputable and safe carriers for freight services.
Providing customers with shipping quotes.
Booking orders with carriers.
Assisting to prepare carriers for loads.
Tracking status of loads.
Collaborating with shippers, carriers, and dispatchers to manage scheduled collections and drop-offs.
Keeping accurate records of relevant activities.
Updating customers on the status of shipments, and assisting with other inquiries.
Maintaining current knowledge of market trends in transportation marketplace.
Amazing Knowledge coupled with Awesome Quality earns you the title of Freightness.
Moving tomorrow's freight on today's schedule.
Handling all things freight in an awesome manner of greatness.
Freightness is the experience and mindset of a Truck Driver, a Carrier, a Shipper, and a Broker!
Generating leads, attracting new prospects, and developing a sales pitch.
Identifying, vetting, and selecting reputable and safe carriers for freight services.
Providing customers with shipping quotes.
Booking orders with carriers.
Assisting to prepare carriers for loads.
Tracking status of loads.
Collaborating with shippers, carriers, and dispatchers to manage scheduled collections and drop-offs.
Keeping accurate records of relevant activities.
Updating customers on the status of shipments, and assisting with other inquiries.
Maintaining current knowledge of market trends in transportation marketplace.
A mile closer to Freightness;
Freightness Forward;
Look at that Freightness;
Man, I wish I had me some of that Freightness;
I bring to you, Freightness;
HER "I'm bad to the bone" HIM "What's that?" HER "It's Freightness";
"Did you see his Freightness?";
They said "I want to have Freightness";
Shipper Called a Broker and asked:
"I need to ship some loads and looking for a broker that has Freightness. Are you that Broker"
Broker replied:
"I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking for Freightness, I can tell you I have it. I do have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me valuable for people like you. If you want Freightness, that'll be the beginning of it. I will work for you, I will pursue your needs."
Freightness Forward;
Look at that Freightness;
Man, I wish I had me some of that Freightness;
I bring to you, Freightness;
HER "I'm bad to the bone" HIM "What's that?" HER "It's Freightness";
"Did you see his Freightness?";
They said "I want to have Freightness";
Shipper Called a Broker and asked:
"I need to ship some loads and looking for a broker that has Freightness. Are you that Broker"
Broker replied:
"I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking for Freightness, I can tell you I have it. I do have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me valuable for people like you. If you want Freightness, that'll be the beginning of it. I will work for you, I will pursue your needs."
Freightness by Rage Logistics October 18, 2022
dummy freight
additional "freight" charge added to the bill for goods or services by an unscrupulous businessman or retail worker. For a "normal" or regular customer this charge would not be applied. However the person charged for dummy freight would appear to be of much lower than average IQ. Similar to asshole tax.
Boy the boss is going to happy with me! I just hit the last two customers for dummy freight. I'm going to get a raise!
worker :"That will be 100 dollars sir and then you have your dummy freight which brings your bill to $120."
customer: "Duh. OK."
worker :"That will be 100 dollars sir and then you have your dummy freight which brings your bill to $120."
customer: "Duh. OK."
dummy freight by slipsheet April 25, 2006