finger paint

To put your fingers up a female's vagina to make her orgasm.

Did you finger paint?

by Carmina September 6, 2006

fingerprint bruises

Those bruises on your body that happened in the heat of the moment. You don't even know that they're there until your coworker on Monday morning says "Oh my god, what happened to your arms".

Friend says: "how'd you get all those fingerprint bruises?"

Friend of the friend says: "By having the time of my life!!!!"

by Quimmy650 August 22, 2009

finger paint

the act of dipping your penis in ink and slapping the face of the victim

talk to me like that again and we'll go finger paint in the closet

by uncle gleno November 8, 2009

sixteen bit fingerprint

One who is dependant on video games; a person who plays video games to escape from their daily stresses.

Because of his bad childhood, he stayed in his room and developed a sixteen bit fingerprint.

by Nerd Pizza June 11, 2006

Fingerpainting

Fingerpainting is when two or more people draw on each other with feces.

The girls and I had a wild night fingerpainting

by cat with a hat September 1, 2017

fingerprint magnet

The back glass of the Samsung Galaxy A5 (2017)

You better put a case on the Samsung Galaxy A5 (2017) otherwise the back of the phone will look disgusting after a few minutes of use because it's a huge fingerprint magnet.

by antiquing August 11, 2023

Fingerprinting Massage

A speculative, avant-garde, or dystopian wellness practice where the masseur’s technique is centered on meticulously harvesting the client’s fingerprints during the session. Instead of kneading muscles, the practitioner uses high-fidelity scanning pads, fine clays, or pressure-sensitive films embedded in their fingertips to capture a perfect map of the client’s unique epidermal ridges. This is performed under the guise of “bio-mapping for personalized energy work” or “dermatoglyphic stress analysis,” but the true product is the biometric data. It’s the ultimate fusion of faux-spiritual self-care with covert identity theft, turning relaxation into a data harvest.

Example: “The new spa offered a ‘Fingerprinting Massage for Chakra Alignment.’ The therapist said she was ‘reading my energy pathways through my unique prints.’ An hour later, I was deeply relaxed, and my biometric login at work was mysteriously compromised. She didn’t just release my knots; she copied my keys.”

by Abzunammu February 2, 2026