Filipino Box Spring Hog 

A full hog cooked in this backyard fashion:

Build a big fire, throw a box spring on it until it's burnt off everything but the steel springs, put a hog over the springs above the coals, sauce it with a broom, flip it over ever now and then.

Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
Fill it with madrone and bay
Stinks like hell
And the neighbors complain
Don't give a hoot what they say
Slap that hog
Gotta roll em over twice
Baste him with a sweeping broom
You gotta swat them flies
And chain up the dogs
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
(credit to Tom Waits)

Filipino Box Spring Hog by atari June 4, 2013

Filipino Death Squad 

Filipino nurses who work in skilled nursing facilities for the elderly, or who work night shift on medical floors in hospitals. Typically, these individuals are clueless about real nursing practices and speaking the English language.

Uh oh, the Filipino Death Squad just clocked in. I hope my patients are still here in the morning.

Filipino Death Squad by Day shift worker December 12, 2013

Filipino Box Spring Hog 

1. The fourteenth song on Tom Waits' 1999 album, Mule Variations.

2. A term for any strange or disgusting new food. If you can't figure out a food's name or ingredients, you may call it this.

Rattle snake piccata with grapes and figs
Old brown Betty with a yellow wig
Tain't the mince meat filagree
And it ain't the turkey neck stew
And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds
Though she made them especially for you
Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie
The beans got thrown to the dogs
Jaheseus Christ, I can always make room
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

Filipino Box Spring Hog by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

Filipino fire starter 

When two Filipino lady boys rub there dicks together to ejaculation

My boy got a Filipino fire starter from some lady boy at the bar after finding out the chick he was talking to was in fact a dude.

Filipino fire starter by Mevers June 14, 2023

Filipino Chocolate Swirl

Immediately after dropping a deuce a man must take ferocious meat until the man ejaculates inside his anus. Following this the man slurps up the concoction.

"Can we please have just one more Filipino Chocolate Swirl before bed?"

Filipino Chocolate Swirl by Tim Shivers July 1, 2025

small circumcised filipino cock

Literally just a small circumcised filipino cock.

Lol, a small circumcised filipino cock.

small circumcised filipino cock by Balanced1 April 25, 2022

stinky filipino 

The smell of a female filipino when she has her period. The stench can be so strong that even after she leaves a room it will still smell like dead fish 15 minutes later.

"phew what's that smell?"
"Oh, that? That is the smell of a stinky filipino that probably left 20 minutes ago."

stinky filipino by tarbox75 January 15, 2014