Fife

1.A derogatory comment for a bumbling idiot, refering to Barney Fife of the popular american TV series The Andy Griffith Show.
2.Sometimes used when refering to an incompetent policeman.

Settle down officer, don't be a Fife!

by fuckface gimp September 06, 2006

Fife

When one backs into someone's car as a direct result of an overconfident cocky attitude.

Originated from Central Connecticut when a young male with the last name of Fife became known for backing into vehicles, with the attitude described above.

Dude! You fifed my car!

by L-Bear1234 January 26, 2011

Fife

a word used in a random conversation when you have nothing else to talk about and you wanna be funny

Bat 1: you wanna know whats a really funny word
Bat 2: what?
Bat 1: FIFE
Bat 2: bat 1, you are completely retarded

by the bats April 06, 2003

Fife

noun or verb; Shit

by Anonymous November 04, 2003

Fifed

When one grows tired of playing FIFA due to playing too much or losing in a humiliating fashion.

Thank god we have to go now, I was getting fifed anyway.

by mynameisjohnr December 31, 2009

barney fife

An inexperienced or imcompetent police officer, more likely to be found on a small town police force or rural sheriff's department than in a big city. Derived from a character played by Don Knotts on the old Andy Griffith show.

That hayseed deputy who pulled me over last week was a real barney fife.

by Peugeotjoker May 20, 2005

Meat fife

That dirty piece of man-meat dangling betwixt your legs.

Barrett, stop being such a meat fife.

by p m s January 02, 2008