fidget spinner

A toy originally used by ADHD kids to keep hands busy and focused on other things, but then abused by middle schoolers to become a carcinogenic autistic weapon. These instruments of mental retardation can range from two to hundreds of dollars, and offer nothing more than mindless pacification for kids, and suicidal tendencies for adults.
Timothy's mother wiped away tears, having to sell the house her family lived in for a century in order for her boy to buy the Ultra-Lubricated, Super Spinner 2.1x Pro. Although the fidget spinner didn't seem any different than the ones at the grocery store, Timothy promised that it spun over 1,000 times per minute, making it the most powerful one on the market.
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A stupid ass toy ment for kids with autism or ADHD but instead is used by a bunch of acoustic children
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Fidget spinner is a well balanced spiny thingy that is made of ball bearings and can be spun for up to 45 seconds. Spinning this fidget spinner can create a 'satisfying' sensation for the user
fidget spinner being defined:
You spin it on your fingers, holding it with two fingers and you simply spin it and watch it go round and round.
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you have fidget spinner
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The Fidget Spinner

Insert a finger (or more if required) inside your girl, lifting her up in the air and using your other hand to spin her round like you're balancing a Fidget Spinner.
Met this chick last night and she was filthy as fuck. I even did the Fidget Spinner on her!
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fidget spinner can cause autism in your kids don't give it to them
fidget spinner gave the kids drugs
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A small petite female crackhead that is tweeking.
Look at the little crackhead I would like to play with that fidget spinner
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