Ass bulge supported by rolled up straws placed around the sphintor ring to encourage womens intuition.
by Sam Stapleton November 8, 2008
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Frankidunka served us fortified wine the other night without telling us. It was so disgusting I gave him a handjob.
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by greaanntttt March 18, 2009
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If you answered 'yes' to most of these, you are officially FERGIFIED!
- paint your nails black and insist it's not gothic, it's Fergie-ish
- wear bangles up to your elbows
- use the word 'Fergie-ish'
- rock Adidas!!!
- try to educate your family about Fergie or the Peas
- do your hair like Fergie's
- represent the LA fingers...even though you're not from LA...but from the East Coast
- copy her moves
- make those shirts she wears from pantyhose
- mix patterns/styles to create the ultimate look
- scraaaammme whenever you see Fergie on tv
- talk like Fergie
- wear heels with knee-highs
- want arched eyebrows
- relate everything to Fergie
- are willing to stand in line for 6 hours if it guarantees you a spot in the very front at a bep concert, so you can see Fergie upclose
- travel to a different city to see the Peas
- want to put dice on your Frankie B. jeans a la My Humps
-your mom is annoyed with ya always talking bout bep
If you answered 'yes' to most of these, you are officially FERGIFIED!
by littlefergie July 16, 2008
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you sir are a festisieo.
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