Ferris, Texas

A small town just outside of Dallas thats used as breeding grounds for moronic, redneck wannabees.

Cory: Hey Bo, you're acting like you're from Ferris, Texas again.
Bo: At least I'm not a one trick pony!

by Mr Floater September 12, 2013

Ferris' bitch

Wake is what we like to call Ferris' bitch around here, he might be a chad, but Ferris is something greater, A god amongst men you could say. Ferris is not bound by real women or 2d he has intercourse with every woman he can find, they don't mind, cause Ferris simply is the destroyer of pussy,

Ferris' bitch is kinda wack today, maybe he has some mental issues.

by NotBrew September 16, 2021

ferris bueler

Verb. To drive a valeted/parked car around the city at breakneck speed in a reckless fashion only to return the abused vehicle to it's unaware and hapless owner.

Him: That parking lot guy is totally our bitch, he has to bring us back our keys.
Me: Hell no! You better be nice or he'll Ferris Bueler your car all over the city.

by Winfield Peterson February 13, 2008

Ferris Wheel

Similar to the raging jot. The ferris wheel is performed by two males on a females. Both holes are filled and the woman begins to spin. Expect vomiting.

No one has ever performed a ferris wheel.

by Maximus618 May 16, 2007

Ferris State University

Stop calling us a party school it's dead on the weekends unless you're in a frat (and even then only PIKE is the only one where people get wonky sloshed). At least we're not Central. We're good at any sport that has a stick in it (hockey/golf) and also football. It snows a lot but at least you know when it's coming. Great professors who know how to teach and know how to prepare you for tests. Overall it's a good university for what you're paying and it's pretty easy to get in (not as easy as GVSU, Oakland, or SVSU but north of 80 percent nonetheless). People who go to school here care a whole lot more about it than at a metropolitan area university in this state.

Person 1: Ferris State University is the worst school in Michigan!
Person 2: You just say that cuz you go to Central and you want to feel less stupid than me. GO DAWGS!

by HouCou2003 October 31, 2022

Ferris's day off

a day taken of with the excuse of being sick

tomorrow is my friend's birthday , I'm gonna take a Ferris's day off

by that guy Ferris October 29, 2017

ferris bueller moment

Also known as a "bueller moment", when you stare into a painting and see forever. Can be a result of intoxication or a very captivating work of art, or both.

We went to the Art Institute of Chicago and Cameron had a total ferris bueller moment.

by marimo April 22, 2011