The sociological rule that one person wearing a fedora in a larger group may be stylistically unique, but two or more people wearing a fedora in a larger group renders every person in that group a douchebag.
Check it out - another fedora. What a douchebag.
No, wait - if it was just that one dude it might be cool, but two of his bros are wearing them too. According to the Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem, all five of them are douchebags.
No, wait - if it was just that one dude it might be cool, but two of his bros are wearing them too. According to the Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem, all five of them are douchebags.
by CreditToJoe August 19, 2010
Get the Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem mug.a groups of young kids in the jail and prison system in ohio. They never fight one on one because they are typically cowards and mob attack people. They have been known to be homosexual as well and often sleep with each other
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Get the Heartless Felons mug.A vaporizer, or E-cig. Named so because socially they function identically to fedoras, ie. users think they look cool and rebellious, when in fact the opposite is true.
In at least two cases they are worse than fedoras, as the huge clouds are far more obnoxious and its hard to get a vapist to shut up about his rebuilt atomizer and sub-ohm bullshit.
In at least two cases they are worse than fedoras, as the huge clouds are far more obnoxious and its hard to get a vapist to shut up about his rebuilt atomizer and sub-ohm bullshit.
by spenndiagram March 21, 2016
Get the mouth fedora mug.A nickname given to the great jazz pianist Thelonius Monk due to the friendships he had with cultural rabble rousers like Allen Ginsberg and Timothy Leary.
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Get the Felonious Thelonius mug.Trish Best, best known by her stage name FELONI, is an African-American lesbian rapper from Detroit, Michigan. She is also known by many of her fans as the "Godmother" of the "out" urban lesbian hip-hop movement. She was featured on Coming Out Stories, a reality television show on LOGO that depicts the lives of gays and lesbians coming out to their families and friends.
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Get the fedora tipper mug.A sense of euphoria that comes when donning your fedora. You may feel extra fedoric after defeating a fundie Christian or grooming your My Little Pony toys.
After a long day of arguing with fundie Christians on the Internet, Aaron "Neckbeard" Lewis put on his fedora and at that moment, he was fedoric.
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