Facedownbook

The fast growing craze of joining a group on facebook and posting your photographs of people lying face down horizontal in any environment.

The stranger the better.

Indoors or outdoors, up a mountain or on a phone box.
Anywhere you like.
The most original, bizarre or dangerous place gains the most kudos.

The only rules are that your arms are down by your side and your toes are pointing down.

Q: dude wat U think ov my new pics on facedownbook?

A: WTF dude U on the top of my car!

by Wrappa July 16, 2009

Feed the hog

To masturbate.

I've got to go feed the hog.

by Habeas December 26, 2016

Spooky Feed

When two or more images appear in succession on your social feed that are unrelated to each other but surprisingly similar in content or composition.

"Look at this spooky feed of these two dogs and they're both wearing the same little blue hat. The owners don't even know each other." Or. "Yikes! Spooky feed! My two friends who don't know each other both just posted identical photos of their feet on different beaches!"

by SpookyFeeder April 1, 2021

untruthful flexible container of feces

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

Ride and Feed

When a girl rides your cock hard, and her tits are sticking right in front of your face, and you suck her nipples, and feed like a baby. her nipples will become so hard, you won't get enough of 'em

Hugh asked the hot exchange student from his anatomy class, if he could ride and feed her. She responded with "WAS?" -what in european language-

by akunismuka November 24, 2014

shit-faced

The point at which you have consumed so much alcohol, that you are incoherent, have difficulty remembering simple things i.e where you live, how old you are, how ugly you are, how ugly that girl your about to sleep with is. Being 'shit-faced' is usually an experience you only want to try once, and never again.

"Jesus christ!! did I sleep with that thing last night?? I musta been totaly shit-faced"

by DC_daNMan January 29, 2004

2-Faced

A person who may be your friend but makes the decision to turn and talk about you behind you back. You may think they are your friends but you find out they had been talking about you. It is never good things it is negative thing that get spoken about you.

Definition:

Jennifer: Hi Lauren have you seen Lucy around lately?
Lauren: No. I though you weren't her friend.
Jennifer: No, what made you think that?
Lauren: She told me she didnt like you and your annoying and loads of other mean stuff
Jennifer: What?!
Lauren: Yeah. Shes 2-Faced.

by EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!! December 7, 2015