Feces

Feces is poop, or stool. It comes from your digestive system when you eat.

"There's poop in the toilet!!!!"
"It's called feces you dumbass."

by big_oof October 30, 2020

feces

modeling clay, recycled chocolate, the ultimate toy, face paint, etc.

Sara evacuated some feces from her anus and we made a castle out of it

by VerucaKrueger December 27, 2003

feces

The primary sexual lubricant for homosexual men.

Kevin: You're feeling very wet tonight Ron.

Ron: Yes, well, I had Burrito House for lunch today.

Kevin: Feces!

by sjthiele November 03, 2011

feces

According to Spanish grammar, plural for fez.

I pity the employees at the corner store; their boss has them wear feces.

by Gulstab February 19, 2009

feces

chocolate

Feces smells bad but actually tastes quite good.

by kwang June 05, 2003

feces

(fee*seez)
-noun
1. Poo. Poopie. Doodoo. Human waste and/or excrement.
-noun
2. As per the movie "Donnie Darko"; baby mice.

1. Ma'am? I think you need to change your baby's diaper. It smells like feces in here.
2. Girl #1: "I heard there were feces EVERYWHERE!"
Girl #2: "What's feces?"
Girl #1: "Baby mice."
Girl #1 & #2: "Awwwwwww!"

by Mr.3d PHD March 11, 2008

feces

brown stuff

i eat feces

by dfd February 27, 2003