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Fatties after Natties

The standard operating procedure on any given night of planned debauchery among male friends. "Natties" being a direct reference to Natural Light and "Fatties" can be correlated with the low caliber of potential female suitors one will undoubtedly pursue.
- Jon, "Yo what's the game plan for tonight?"
- Steve, "I'm thinking the usual, Fatties after Natties."
- Jon, "Word."
by Pebbies June 18, 2011
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Fattitude

To describe the punk ass attitude that arsey, entitled fat fucks use to justify being a shitstain on society.
John: I don’t hate fat people, but Sienna really gets on my nerves...
Dave: it’s that fattitude she has
by hijaxxd October 17, 2019
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baddie with a fattie

a girl who's both good at sexual acts and thicc but being thicc is part of what makes her good at sexual acts
fannie: omg whos that girl over there?
sebastien: thats izzy. shes a baddie with a fattie-i did her last week
by baddiewithafatty December 5, 2016
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fattie

a blunt with high content of marijuana.

a girl with a round plumped ass, not to flat not to wide.
Damm, we are going to blaze a fattie.

Did you see her fattie?
by Catt February 13, 2005
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the fatties

"arr mate, I got gripped by the fatties with vandal grease on me silky's"
by John Gaskell February 11, 2004
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fattitude

fat chick(s) with an attitude.
Yeah, hyper's whole group suffers from fattitude.
by Dekkon October 24, 2003
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fattie page

A fattie page is an overweight woman who attempts to emulate the style of Bettie Page. They are very easy to spot due to the hideous jet-black 'Bettie Bangs' they wear. This hairstyle looks ridiculous even on attractive girls, but it is especially comical when paired with the swollen plump face of an obese woman.

The fattie page is in the same family as rockabilly. In addition to the hairstyle they usually are covered in tattoos, chain smoke, wear very old fashioned clothing (think 40s-50s), pretend to be badass, and hang out in dirty dive bars with other 30+ year old white people who are also trying to look like tattooed versions of characters from Grease.

The obsession they have with Bettie Page (and vintage pinup girls in general) can be directly linked to their obesity. Models from that era were heavier than models we have today. You can always count on a fattie page saying "curves are sexy" and of course "Bettie Page would be called fat by today's standards." They like to use this as a way to feel attractive, and modern beauty standards are the reason why nobody finds them sexy. What they fail to understand is that Bettie Page was still half their size, and that nobody outside of the fashion industry would ever consider her fat if she was walking around today. All it takes is a quick glimpse at a picture of Bettie Page to see that "curvy" is not the same as "fat".
John: So did your girlfriend drag you to that roller derby match?

James: Yeah it was horrible, the music was shitty and I had to sit behind a fattie page.
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