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Fatakins

People of epic proportion (in size), also a Fatakins is usually an ugly and obnoxious person as well as fat. The Fatakin species usually hangs around large piles of grease or "McDonalds". Though the Fatakins are able to adapt to many of their surroundings, they cannot adapt to the mold that grows under their fat flaps along with the 14 week old chicken bone from "Popeyes".
EX 1.
EEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!! Look at those Fatakins their eating their own skin because it has grease on it.

EX 2.
Dude! What the hell those Fatakins are really annoying, they make me want to punch babies.
by Joe Saculous May 20, 2007
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fatman

Stu: "Sup fatman?"
Jake: "Not much."
Stu: "Mate, lose some of that flab!"
Jake: "No it keeps me warm!"
by duckrat September 23, 2008
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fatmanic

Someone who has had fatman dropped on them
Little girl: why does that guy look so ugly and sad.
Dad: He must be fatmanic
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fatman scrotum

equivalent to a lachoe, just classier.
Marcus 1: Ewww is that a fatman scrotum?

Marcus 2: fuckin run fellas
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Fatmans Hammer

A sex act. The Fatmans Hammer is a follow on from a regular Blowjob. Whilst being Fellated you slowly lift your arms and your legs until your whole bodyweight is being held purely by the Fellators mouth. To finish the sex act flawlessly, you must start to spin, clockwise or anti-clockwise, until you make a full rotation.
Awesome Dude: I was getting a blowjob last night

Other Dude: mmm-hmm

Awesome Dude: And I started lifting my arms and legs until I was suspended purely by her mouth.

Other Dude: mmm-hmm

Awesome Dude: I then did a FULL rotation, clockwise.

Other dude drops his monocle into his fresh cup of Darjeeling tea

Other Dude: Dear god. The Fatmans Hammer. I thought it was a myth!

*Awesome air guitar for 35 minutes, the loch-ness monster and Bigfoot start making out, fireworks and fucking awesome laser light-shows ensue. The amount of high-fives worldwide increase by 480%*
by TheLegendaryFatmanHammer April 6, 2014
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shatty Fatmas

Song by A.F.I from the album very proud of ya
"dude whats the name of that song your listening to?"

"shatty fatmas by afi"
by ironside37x July 5, 2008
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fatimak

very attractive, nice, cute, funny, perfect
Some day I will marry a fatimak.
by Dog Yellow June 1, 2006
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