FatherDave

A jackass on IMVU that likes to stalk teenage girls. He still lives with his mom in Cali but doesn't like to call it that. If you call him anything other than Dave (dave, Davey, dAVE etc.) he WILL kill you, and don't think he won't.

FatherDave got kicked out of the Brain Room, did you hear about it?

by pattyrisha March 24, 2008

fatherlove

When Hilton does Nick up the ass.

Why Hilton bone me happy!

by Tom November 23, 2003

fatherlove

The act of love making between father and son.

miseur X likes to take it up the bum bum

by denno November 18, 2003

FatherZiorno

A Bitch boy that worships sonic and muchiro and is biased bleach fan he has common ws but every hates him on discord

“FatherZiorno” is a bitch boy

by ratio god ratio May 3, 2022

fatherhoodwinked

When a woman tells a man that he's responsible for knocking her up, but later he finds out that he won't be a father because she wasn't really pregnant, he doesn't have a positive DNA match, or his baby's mama advises him to stay the hell away from her and their child.

First defined by an expecting father in Senn, a MMA romance novel by Lane Hart.

Abby told me she was pregnant , and then, when I was about to go out and buy some baby shit, she said it wasn't mine. I can't believe she fatherhoodwinked me like that!

by lanehart August 17, 2016

Fatherbone

DILF dick

Last night I fatherboned the shit outta her motherskin.

Yeah, I tossed that cougar I met on Tinder the fatherbone. She loved it.

Slut to her friends: My boyfriend's dad is really attractive, damn I wish I could suck that fatherbone.

by Fatherbone December 5, 2016

FatherLobotomy

A real ass dude who only spits fax

@FatherLobotomy

Tiktok Viewer #1: Aye when has FatherLobotomy ever missed
Tiktok Viewer #2: Wdym he never misses

by Urbansniper April 20, 2022