Person one- oh no I am dying please someone save me
Person two- look! It’s crow father
Crow father- (screeching noises)
Person two- look! It’s crow father
Crow father- (screeching noises)
by Iamsimplypoggers April 26, 2021
Get the crow father mug.This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.
by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021
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A mythical being often said the be the male half/ sperm doner of a childs parental party. Very few have ever been seen
by GrammerGrimReaper April 8, 2019
Get the Father mug.A divorced Father who wants no direct involvement with his child and whines about having to provide financial support, yet plasters his Facebook page with pictures of his son to give the impression of being a loving Father.
Dick is such a Facebook Father, he spends all his child support on gambling and alcohol and never speaks to his son, yet he gets a tattoo of the boy and posts pics on FB.
by Crazy86 September 1, 2012
Get the Facebook Father mug.If you are on the Maury show, and as your head is producing a shower of sweat, to hear those words is like dodging a bullet Maxtrix style. You gloat and probably dance around while that hoe breaks down in tears and runs off to the backstage area to cry harder and sometimes louder.
"In the case of 7th month old child Shauna, Jason, you are NOT the father."
*She breaks down in tears and runs off backstage while Jason does a Michael Jackson impersonation and yells, "THE KID IS NOT MY SON!!!"*
*She breaks down in tears and runs off backstage while Jason does a Michael Jackson impersonation and yells, "THE KID IS NOT MY SON!!!"*
by Royal_Defense710 October 18, 2014
Get the You are NOT the father mug.1. A father who does not acknowledge his children.
2. A father who acknowledges a child or children privately and not publicly.
3. A father who acknowledges paternity but does not take responsibility equal to the mother for meeting the child's needs.
2. A father who acknowledges a child or children privately and not publicly.
3. A father who acknowledges paternity but does not take responsibility equal to the mother for meeting the child's needs.
by Denverite3 December 12, 2014
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