Facebook Facade

The happy bullshit you post publicly to maintain your own damn sanity.

Girl: "I see things are great in your life!"

Guy: "Nah, lost my job, got a DUI and left my dime bag in a jacket in my friend's car, but can't let the world think I'm a loser... Gotta keep up the Facebook Facade!"

by This2ShallPass December 10, 2014

Facade

Facade is the front of a building, A fictional company in GTA or a game.

I'ma play some facade, ttyl!

Hey, dude, go to bawsaq and invest in facade, we can make some GTA$

by Amish Fella August 7, 2015

facade

The given name of the digital artist Paul Reis.

Facade has a webpage now bro!
iamfacade.com

by iamfacade March 10, 2017

Facadebooking

The art of pretending to work hard while actually using facebook or other similar site, e.g. by browsing pictures very fast or by writing nonsense in the search field in a very loud way every once in a while.

Office-guy 1: Dude? What are you working with? You've been so active the last hour.

Office-guy 2: Haven't done anything actually, totally facadebooking!

by Vadelma April 14, 2011

facade immunity

Not susceptible to believing that another person's online posts, comments, photos or videos actually represent his or her true life.

"Tom is always goes to the best parties. That guy is always having fun."
"Nah, he just gets invited to a couple here and there."
"How do you know?"
"I have facade immunity. Obviously he's not going to post comments about all the time he spends crying alone in his room."

by consultationist June 16, 2014

facade pattern

An ugly colored and patterned sweatshirt worn be attractive people when they are trying to be low key.

Wow, did you see that hot chick in the facade pattern over there? She thinks we won't notice!

by D Kremer June 3, 2017

Facade

James

James is a facade

by GuyRothschild12345 October 1, 2019