fart-knocker

someone who fucks someone while they relieve themselves of anal gas

that guy is such a fucking fart-knocker.

by billy and the g string quartet April 11, 2003

Fart Knocker

A mean person. Some one not liked or hated. A butt-hole.

"I can't believe Chris Brown beat up Rhianna."
"Yeah, he's such a fart knocker!"

by Kala Kapahala March 5, 2009

Fart Knocker

A sexual position, the Fart Knocker is achieved when a man is engaging in breast coitus with a Woman but is facing the opposite direction so the man's anus is hovering above the Woman's face. While pumping the breasts, the Woman sticks out her tongue which brushes the man's anus as he humps her breasts.

I was just gonna titty fuck her but how often do you get to do the Fart Knocker with a chick that isn't a stripper?!

by DannyBoy152 May 11, 2011

Fart knocker

Someone who is being a jerk. They pick on people over and over again or do something rash and without thinking.

Or the original meaning, someone who farts often and announces it.

"Did that fart knocker just cut you off?"

"Your just a fart knocker. Stop picking on him!"

"Hey! I'm going to fart!"
"You fart knocker."

by Gavin Veasey January 15, 2009

Fart knocker

when your having sex and air somehow gets trapped between you and your partners chest area, causing a farting sound. thus, fart knockers.

what the hell was that noise?

don't be alarmed, those were just my fart knockers

by alci hall November 18, 2009

Fart Knocker

1. a trained doctor who knocks the farts right out of you.
2. a person/thing who knocks the farts out of you with a quick blow to the stomach
3. a dumbass who thinks he's cool but he's trip'n

1. Dr. Fart knocker used a Fart knocking device to knock the farts out of little Tony.
2. Rover knocked the farts out of his owner when he wanted to play "fetch"
3. Elmo's gonna knock the farts out of you!

by J. Mayon June 16, 2006

twirling fart knocker

Basically a gay person who likes to prance about , making sure you know his gay . Used in beavis and butthead

Beavis your touching his butt you twirling fart knocker

by Markymark996 January 1, 2020