Fart Knocker

Someone who farts in a bag then leaves it at your door

DANG IT MOM! The Fart Knockers strike again

by SAMC04 August 31, 2021

fart knocker

a fart knocker is a person of different color with a fart uprising into whom has it hold goes into mouth

hey you want my fart knocker

by wontrzz November 27, 2022

Fart knocker

One who obliterates doors via the release of unethical waste from the rectum in one fell swoop, delaminating all in it's path.

He fart knockered the neighbors door down and molested his dog.

by Gabriel Gillard March 17, 2023

Fart Knocker

Fart Knocker is a term for someone who is incompetent, stupid and farts too much

John is such a fart knocker

by Bappo nuked the Jappos March 23, 2023

fart-knocker

One who impacts a fart in the rectum with his penis.

"Keep your back to the wall!", shouted Ned. "There is a fart-knocker loose in the museum!"

by bleccch22 March 22, 2010

fart-knocker

A dumb ass

My boss is a fartknocker.

by Fartknocker girl June 19, 2003

fart-knocker

A disreputable person with an odious personality.

Listen, you little fart-knocker, you open your mouth again and I'll feed you your arse.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005