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septic facial

The sexual act of unleashing your explosive diarrhea upon someone's face.
Fionna recieved a warm septic facial from Shrek.
by Squealer February 3, 2014
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Farahani Effect

The act of ignoring someone beyond the extremes of human understanding

coined after a great professor, who was once talking to a student while looking him in the eye and nodding, suddenly left the room, leaving the student hanging and mid-speech
Alex always gets Farahani Effect-ed while in class
by Poor_Alex November 5, 2019
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Ironic Facial Hair

Ironic Facial Hair is novelty facial hair grown with the intention of being "ironic"... Although the results are usually about as ironic as that song by Alanis Morisette. It is generally considered a hipster term.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.
"I had a Rap Industry Standard goatee BEFORE they were cool"

"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"

Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.
by WithNewSmootherFavour July 19, 2011
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Lunar mist facial mask

While lying down, you hold a screen over your face and someone stands over the screen and has explosive diarrhea.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.
It's been two weeks since my last lunar mist facial mask, I'm due!
by clam baker III November 23, 2009
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wind facial

occurs when wind blows sand in your face causing you to squint or close your eyes completely,and in some cases causing you to turn your head.
girl: Dude I just got sand in my eye from the wind and its making my eyes burn.
guy: you just got a wind facial.
by dyn2bcaptian November 29, 2009
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Fabian

Fabian is the kind of person who will go out of his way to make you feel loved, wanted, and included. If you’re sulking in a corner, he will make it a priority to seek you out.

Fabian has dark secrets. If he chooses to share them, don’t laugh or mock them, because it is a huge sign of trust.

Fabian will listen to your problems and look at them rationally, giving advice when necessary/wanted. He won’t try and solve your problems unless he’s asked.

Fabian makes an amazing friend who cares deeply for those he trusts.
I heckinLOVE my friend Fabian!
by EmKay12 June 30, 2019
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Fabiana

Fabiana

An extremely kind hearted and beautiful girl. She is much stronger and braver than she lets on. She’s kinda mysterious and hard to figure out completely. She is curious and fiercely independent although she can sometimes be stubborn and stuck in her own ways. She’s the kinda person who genuinely cares about other people. She can be shy at first, but once she warms up to you, she'll come out of her shell. Fabiana's are the kind of people who hate confrontation and stay far away from drama, but she tends to be very defensive of herself. She is well-rounded and has a good head on her shoulders, but is doubtful of her abilities. Typically, she is both athletic and good at school.
Girl: Hey do you remember that girl Fabiana?
Boy: Of course I do, she's unforgettable
by Thaliaswe33 June 15, 2018
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