To touch oneself in a manner that produces a "fapping" sound often resulting in wasted kleenex and dick cheese. Due to lacking alternatives, it's popularity has constantly risen since women were given rights.
John: Hey Joe, seeing as you're a pathetic loser who can't seem to get a girl, would it be a stretch to say that you fapoffsturbate whilst self-inducing asphyxiation to help yourself fall asleep at night?
Joe: ... huh...?
John: Oh, I'm simply implying that you have a lot of time on your hands.
Joe: ... huh...?
John: Oh, I'm simply implying that you have a lot of time on your hands.
by j1zZ January 3, 2011
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A Faloofa doof is when you wake up after you had a few to many to drink and your underwear is stretched over your head and your shirt is tied to your ballsack
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