mind fapping

wasting valuable time watching stupid videos or porn on the internet when you should be doing something more constructive.

I was going to work on my paper, but I followed a link and before you know it, I was mind fapping for hours.

by robisawesome August 31, 2011

Booker-Facing

When you act surprised when somebody tells you something you already learned via facebook stalking.

Guy 1: Hey man Lisa was just telling me about how she went to Cancun this summer.

Guy 2: Dude haven't you looked at her Cancun photo album like 9 times?

Guy 1: Yeah but I couldn't let her know that, so I was booker-facing like a boss

by Friendddd September 11, 2011

Fapintosh

Using a mac to look at porn because they dont get a virus, aka a fapintosh.

My windows machine always had viruses, my IT buddy recommended I get a fapintosh.

by jlh42581 September 6, 2013

sucribe falingo

This is a term used to tell people to subscribe to Flamingo the Roblox Youtuber. He used it in a video, but it got censored by the Roblox chat filter. He tried to make everybody say it.

Su tart: who you watch on youtube

Spone: falingo
Su tart: what
Spone: sucribe falingo
Su tart: ok i will
Spone: thank
Flamingo: yay new sub

by HighStake17 December 1, 2019

Fadingle

1. To rearrange the identities in an algebraic equation to be defined in different terms.

2. To wiggle a person's earlobe with your index finger.

1. Person 1: "Oh darn! This equation is in terms of x."
Person 2: "Just fadingle it until it's in terms of y!"

2. "RYAN! I need to fadingle your earlobe...NOW!"

by The Silent Banana May 5, 2011

fadingledangle

Fadingledangle, also pronounced as fadingledongle, means, simply, a dick, male genital, cat magnet, 'Big Daddy', penis, testicle, semen squirter, doctor's syringe, gay candy, stick, pole, wooden sword, unicorn horn, boner, etc.

"Man, that fadingledangle is so fadingledangly."

by Juno Bug September 9, 2014

Faking the Snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

Person 1: After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake.

Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!

by a_random_stranger November 1, 2017