Family Guy 

The worst show in the world. It's completely random, popular only with geeks who are looking for some kind of new comedic statement, and is usually against a whole group of people.

Screw Family Guy, so Simpsons!

Family Guy by Pseudonym Taken June 17, 2009

family guy 

The show that forever ruined comedy, since it proved that random, irrelevant statements are funny. It is similar to Star Wars and Jurassic Park, which by their "perfect" special effects ruined special effects forever.

Family Guy is incredibly funny! But how, and at what cost?

family guy by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

FamilyGuyin' 

When something is lasting longer than it should, and it is making you slightly uncomfortable.

when Peter Griffin and the chicken fight, it just lasts toooooooooo long, as well as when Peter hurt his knee in one episode and he kept saying owwwww, that went on tooooooo long as well.

This shift is fuckin familyguyin' man.

FamilyGuyin' by Yoko Ohno Tha Bono March 21, 2010

Family Guy 

Proof that we are doomed as a species.

"There is something wrong with me because I like Family Guy"

Family Guy by Satan 2.01 July 30, 2018

Family Guy 

Should be called Family Gay

person 1: DID YOU WATCH FAMILY GUY ON TV?IT'S SO FUNNY WHEN PETER EATS GLASS TO LOOK FOR TONGUES!!

person 2:are you really watching Family Gay?Are you retarded?

person 1:MY MUM SAYS I'M A LITTLE BIT SPECIAL SO I DON'T THINK I'M RETARDED! SHE ALSO SAID THAT I DROPPED WHEN I WAS A BABY

Family Guy by uiokl November 22, 2011

Family Guy 

A retarded show made by retards. Copies The Simpsons. Was funny to start when their ideas were original, but now it's just a load of shit.

Family Guy: Pea-Tear-Griffin

Family Guy by cba December 9, 2008

family guy 

a highly overrated show popular with geeks with no originality of their own because they need to watch it to get some lame new catchphrase. despite what some think, it doesn't copy the simpsons. it also has less direction than a blind Jew. mostly comprised of flashback scenes with no connection to the plot (if there is any) and features boring rants by a lemonheaded baby.

A: Wow, why am I watching this Family Guy crap when South Park is on?
B: I don't now, maybe you're queer.

family guy by mombanger69 April 10, 2006