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high falutin

groundless assumption of a higher status or affectation than actually contained.
Jane's high falutin airs didn't impress her co workers at the factory. They knew that her date took her to the local drive in for fast food.
by Michelle Llauger April 28, 2006
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facation

Calling in sick when you are not actually sick
I have to work this Friday, but I'm thinking about taking a facation.
by Fenyx07 September 6, 2009
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fagatini

Source: "America: The Book. A Guide to Democracy Inaction"
1. Either a martini enjoyed by "fags" or,
2. the aforementioned "fag".
Person 1: Steven likes those fagtinis!
Person 2: Well of course he does; he's one of them isn't he?
by slytherinwoodsie August 29, 2005
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courtesy felatio

The forgetten art of offering felatio as a nice 'thank you.' It is important to note that the felatio should NOT be used as an exchange for money or goods. Courtesy felatio is proper in lieu of a Thank You Card.

Perfect in return for helping someone move, house sitting, picking up groceries, drive to the airport, helping jump start your car, etc...
"Thanks for the drive to the airport. Allow me to express my gratitude with courtesy felatio"

NOT!!! "Thanks for the big screen tv... i'll give you a blow job"... (that is just prostitution)
by Chris Owen H October 1, 2005
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felatio

Also fellatio

N. The act of orally pleasing the male genitalia.

Throughout history felatio has been an exertion of dominance over his lessers. During pre-biblical times, a farmer might force a thief to perform felatio to him had he found said thief trying to steal goods from him.
Felatio is the culmination of a prom night's hard work.
by Jorge December 16, 2004
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felationado

Someone who excels in the art of felatio. A combination of "felatio" and "aficionado."
Damn, that girl is so un-Elizabeth. She's a fuckin' felationado!
by Big Vi May 10, 2005
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failatio

The act of giving a blowjob so poorly that the male is caused to masturbate himself to completion.
Guy #1: Dude that chick was smokin, did you fuck her?
Guy #2: Yeah, but only after she gave me failatio!
by jtf81 October 14, 2009
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