failationship

Basically, a relationship, that is a failure

"Britney Spears and Kevin Federline totally had a failationship."

by Arjunftf January 16, 2009

Fapathon

A Hentai term for excessive masturbation

Shinji said: My mother caught me in one of my Fapathon's the other night

Rei asked: Did she help you finish? ^__^

Fapathon

by Shinji Ex August 7, 2010

fapathon

When finding that it took you countless amounts of porn videos to finally bust

Drinking solo at home makes you go on a fapathon with the whiskey dick.

by turtlosaurus May 8, 2015

filationship

A very, VERY casual sexual relationship. Generally noncommittal.

"So are you guys together now or what?"
"Oh hell no, it's just a filationship."

by Gregory Novak April 21, 2007

Failaphobia

Fear of failing because you might just end up on fail blog

Dude you hear that mikes not coming out of his house today because hes developed a failaphobia

by Cpl AGENT 47 June 27, 2009

Failcation

What results when one takes a trip to visit a long-distance significant other, and said trip does not result in sex.

"How was your trip to Florida?"
"Pretty fail. He didn't want to have sex all week."
"What? Even old people can get laid in Florida! What a failcation."

by shellandrill May 29, 2013

flixathon

Noun: A marathon in which someone watches all the episodes of a show at once on Netflix.

I called in sick to work on Friday, but really, I just wanted to lay on the couch do a flixathon of my favorite show.

by kindle_fire April 6, 2015