family night faded

The perfect level of buzz. Drunk enough to have fun even at a family reunion but not drunk enough to tell a rando that you would love to paint them green and spank them like a bad avacado

Friend 1: I want to drink, but I have to drive tonight

Friend 2: just get family night faded, you'll be fine

by FamilyKnightFaded March 30, 2015

Fadednese

Language you talk when your either Drunk or high

Yesterday I was gone and talking/texting in Fadednese😂

by queen_ht2 January 5, 2020

alan walker - faded

The most overrated and overused song on the earth. It is a predecessor of Darude - Sandstorm or 009 sound system, but unlike them, it is not only used much in youtube videos, it can also be heard everywhere, such as radios , TVs, in the mall etc. The song is the remake of Fade which was released on NCS in 2014. While the structure and melody are almost identical, "Faded" is noticeably different for its piano intro; with vocals by Iselin Solheim. As it became a hit in 2015, Alan walker immediately got millions of new fans, sadly, most of them don't know a shit about his other music like Fade, Force and Spectre, also they cannot even realise the difference between Fade and Faded, but ignores it anyway.

"To be honest, I've never liked Fade. I've always found it pretty bland and boring, and the mix of it was pretty shit. The vocal version is listenable now that they cleared up the mix and master, and the acoustic parts are decent, but it's still boring to me."

"alan walker - faded is pure cancer song."

"Hate it a lot, one of the worst songs ever, if not the worst"

Random person: "What is the name of the song playing in the background of this video?"
Captain :"It's alan walker fade"
Dumbass :"No its faded, I heard this song"
Captain :"Bitch. It's FADE"

by CWProkiller February 4, 2017

Faderade

Drinking down some Gatorade and adding an ample amount of vodka creates Faderade. It helps kill the taste of the alcohol, especially when using bottom shelf vodka. It'll fade you fast, and is particularly effective for those who aren't fans of shots.

Glynis drank so much Faderade she ended up with her ass up in the air in a recliner asking why everyone was upside-down.

by pjsiqhh December 7, 2006

Faded Dip

When you’re highly intoxicated at a social event and you leave and go home without telling anybody

Chad: Yo bro what happened to Chris last night at the postgame, he disappeared

Thad: I think he hit a faded dip

by agderrico July 20, 2019

faded than a hoe

being "faded than a hoe" is what happens after you smackington the penjamin somewhere out in yodieland.

FADED THAN A HOE
FADED THAN A HOE
FADED THAN A HOE
FADED THAN A HOE
FADED THAN A HOE
end scene

by FemboyTonk November 17, 2022

Cross-faded

Stoned and drunk at the same time.

Marijuana + Alcohol.

Pete was so cross-faded last night he fell asleep on top of his girlfriend during sex.

by Clouds07 September 1, 2013