factchecker

Someone who stops you mid-sentence to check your facts with a hand held device.

The factchecker didn't believe what I was saying, stopping the conversation to immediately consult their iPhone for confirmation.

by Mr. Griswold June 11, 2010

Fun Fact

A short fact that can be about anything, as long as it is interesting and fun. A fun fact can be told at any time and doesn't have to be relevant to anything. A true fun fact should be memorable and make people laugh. Beware: You should never repeat a fun fact that another friend has told, fun facts are only fun the first time they are heard.

In conversation:
Lauren: "Hey everyone, do you want to hear my fun fact of the day?"
Friends: "Yesss please tell us!"
Lauren: "If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee!"
Friends: "Wow! That was so much fun! You have really brightened up our day!"

by Cool Bananas October 18, 2012

faceterbating

Materbating while stalking someone of facebook.

Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.

by Fancy-Panties February 18, 2009

false fact

Opposite of a true fact.
It’s an antifact built on believing of someone about something or created to diminish the role of a true fact .
Sometimes, opinion repeatedly repeated becomes a false fact.

Donald poured another bucket of false facts on Twitter this morning.

by Sqbany May 29, 2019

Fart Fact 4

A woman's fart smells worse than a man's. Although this may sound difficult to believe it is absolutely true! Although women and men produce the same amount of flatulence, a study conducted by Dr. Michael D Levitt, a gastroenterologist working in Minneapolis, found that women's farts consistently contain significantly greater concentrations of hydrogen sulphide, so they are definitely smellier.

“Are you sure Malcolm isn’t a woman?”
“Fairly sure, why do you ask?”
“Well it’s because of fart fact 4.”

by AKACroatalin October 27, 2019

Fart Fact 5

Most people fart between 14 to 22 times each day, try counting them if you don’t believe it. So if someone tells you they don't fart, they're probably lying and are specialists in SBDs and are just trying to avoid being blamed for that nasty smell that made everyone’s eyes water.

“I just told Malcolm that he is well above average, but I don’t think he realised I was referring to fart fact 5.”

by AKACroatalin October 27, 2019

Fart Fact 14

This is the very last one in the series but every single one of them is true! This one tells you that farting isn't rude or disgusting. It may seem that way because they usually smell bad, but it's just something a healthy human body does, a normal by-product of your body digesting food, so if you need to let one go, do it and if anyone objects fuck ‘em.

“Mikey let rip in class, teacher called him on it, so he explained fart Fact 14 to her and suggested if she was worried she should see her doctor. I nearly bust a gut trying not to laugh.”

by AKACroatalin November 3, 2019