Farringtons

Class of 2020s is the best year

Farringtons yr 10s are the elites

by Hekeoeoejenen June 19, 2019

FUCKINGTON

The emphasized British way to say fuck.

Charlie:"Ol johnny chap, would you pass me the crumpets?"
Johnny: "Fuck off charlie, get up you fat fuck,"
Charlie: "Just please pass them Johnny"
Johnny: "I'm busy, you fat fuck"
Charlie: "How the fuckington are you busy?"

by Cianedmond August 28, 2016

Farmington Hills

Not exactly the most perfect city on earth, and NOT FARMINGTON. Located in Oakland County, Michigan, it's suburbia defined. The Farmington Public School district contains three high schools:
North Farmington: Known for lots and lots of fucking. Not kidding. So many pregnant girls, so many STD's. Also known for the greatest GSA around, and lots of openly LGBT students. Pretty sweet in that way, but also full of bitches.
Harrison: The drug school. The dogs and cops get called a TON, full of stoners. There are stoners at the other schools, but this one has the most.
Farmington: Shit, nobody cares about it unless they go, and if they go, they wish they went to HHS or NFHS.

Farmington Hills is not big, not hugely exciting, but pretty epic when you see all the cool people... At North.

Uncool person: "So you're from Farmington?"

Me: "FUCK NO BITCH I LIVE IN FARMINGTON FUCKING HILLS!"

Uncool person: "Jeez, sorry, Farmington Hills."

Person from Harrison: "You feel like soaring?"
Person from North: "Only if we can fuck like rabbits while we're high!"
Person from Farmington: "Dammit, we have no fun."

by SomeSwagOrSomething January 21, 2011

Farmington New Hampshire

A place where it is socially acceptable to fuck your relatives and have no teeth. As a matter of fact the town line sign says "Welcome to Farmington, please leave your teeth at the town line"

Farmington New Hampshire: Where the men are men, and sheep run scared

Neil "Gee Bob, I've been wanting to marry my sister for the last 4 years, wonder where I can go to do that"

Bob "Well Neil, I know it's perfectly fine to marry your relatives in Farmington New Hampsire but you may have a hard time understanding the preacher because none of them have teeth"

by Farmington Hater February 28, 2010

Fuckington Smitty

1. The classiest motherfucker ever.

2. The name you should use when you sign up for websites.

Did you see Fuckington Smitty at the party? What a hoss!

by Fuckington Smitty July 14, 2012

Farmington

Where all the kids vape and smoke

Yo we bout to be lit up in dis bitch its farmington

by Hey oooo i vape October 18, 2019

Cunt Faggington

Someone who is just a major cunt but you want to add a little more salt to the wound by also calling them a faggotand also making it sound condescending.

Wow isn't Jake being a major Cunt Faggington today?

by TheJrod543 May 19, 2018