facebitch

(noun) someone who complains about you conversing with someone else on their facebook status because of notifications...the type of person who waits with bated breath for said notifications and is epically disappointed when the conversation doesn't revolve around them.

Girl: take this conversation elsewhere, so I don't get updates on it...

Guy: geez she's being such a facebitch...

by lifeofdaparty July 8, 2009

Facebitched

Is when someone is demolished in a social respect using the social networking site 'Facebook'.

Ah shit Brenda, you just got FACEBITCHED!

Fuck man, I've just been Facebitched. I hate Facebook.

by safedems June 16, 2009

Facebitch

Someone who puts up pictures or posts items on Facebook, intentionally or unintentionally that make you look bad.

Katy knew i didn't want that picture on Facebook from Kevin's party, but that whore put it on anyway. My nipples hanging out and i have a beer can in my hand...What a Facebitch

by brazil80 September 8, 2009

facetitious

1) pertaining to one who has breasts of gems, especially radiant in light.
2) you misspelled facetious, fucka.

I ain't nevuh seen no titties so facetitious. Nevuh.

by IngridTain November 5, 2010

FaceDitch

When you and a friend are on Facebook, having an intense conversation, whether it be wall-to-wall, or inbox, and all of a sudden that person logs off without informing you, meanwhile you wait around for a notification telling you of their latest post.

Person 1: Whoa, you totally FaceDitched me earlier when I was telling you about that slut in our grade!
Person 2: O-M-G, SORRY, I had to go and didn't have a spare 2 seconds to post you telling you I was leaving.

by HeathyBoy5678 February 6, 2009

FACEIT

FACEIT - Challenge Your Mental Health

symptoms of playing FACEIT

- Most common symptoms:
+ Brain damage
+ Heavy stress
+ Toxic behavior including racial and sexual hate
+ Self-centered and irresponsible

+ Temporary loss of sanity

+ Autism

- Less common symptoms:

+ psychical abuse or self harm

+ victims would acquire Turkish/Polish/Russian/British or even Scandinavian personas
+ Aphasia or horrible grammar
+ Permanent loss of sanity

Note: these are most common on European grounds across all levels, but not limited to other regions of the world.

Orange: Why you pick AVP men we fucking Eco you retard!!!
Blue: Fuck off ya Russian twat I know what I am doing!
Green: Man, faceit is a fucking joke smh...

by Rihonin July 14, 2021

FaceBitch

When someone's Facebook status is always a comment about how he/she hates her life.

Person 1: Look at this status.
"(Name) is not going to the mall because her parents are retarded and should die."
Person 2: What a FaceBitch.

by The Connoisseur March 9, 2009