facepoop

Updating your Facebook status or profile with your mobile device while sitting on the toilet.

Hey Joe! "You were in the bathroom a long time. What were you doing?"

"I was facepooping."

by skaboy69 January 8, 2009

facehookin

when someone gratuitously sluts themselves out on facebook.

This is includes but not limited to:

Excessive uploading/tagging/posting of photos
Constantly being on facebook
Frequent useless posts/updates

Kerry: Have you seen Sean lately?
Jimmy: He's busy facehookin, that dude never leaves his room

by tndcrs July 8, 2009

Late Night Facebooking

The act of facebooking during the hours of midnight-6am. Examples include commenting, liking, and poking (CLP).

Mrs. Laura was caught in the act of late night facebooking on multiple occasions.

by E. Splooge March 27, 2011

facebooking your territory

To constantly and excessively comment and "like" posts and pics of someone you're interested in.

Drew: "Good lord have you seen Michelle's wall lately?"
Tara: "I know right?! Josh is facebooking his territory all over, in and around that..."
Drew: "He's liked the last 20 things posted, he's the king of facebooking your territory."
Tara: "I wonder if he'll pee on her leg to ward off the others when we go camping next weekend baha"

by TylerDurden44 June 10, 2010

Facebooking

Being on www.facebook.com all day at work, after work, before work, during sleep, while taking a dump, at school.

Synonyms: myspacing, hi5ing, friendstering

1. Sorry boss, I couldn't finish the assignment cause I was busy facebooking all day.

by Raman L December 9, 2008

facehooking

The act of successfully hooking up with someone through facebook.

He wrote on my wall so much I knew we were going to end up facehooking.

by Chanisson Halberitzky February 9, 2010

Facebooking around

To aimlessly browse Facebook with no explicit intentions; checking "updated friends," looking at pictures, writing on walls, playing with applications, etc.

Person 1: "What are you doing on your computer?
Person 2: "Nothing important, just facebooking around."

by Renee K January 11, 2009