FaceFuck

When you repeatedly ram your dick down someone's throat to cum because you didn't bring a condom with you. You aren't cool if you haven't done it at least once and it is quite the accomplishment.

They told me I could FaceFuck her in the back of the fire truck as long as I didn't make a mess.

by Drank15BeersButWantGeorgiVodka January 10, 2012

FaceBlocked

The action of being blocked on Facebook, usually following either a stalking, harassment, or abrasive wall-pokes.

not to be confused with faceblocked.com

Evan- "Marc, man, Jillian just faceblocked me after i said she was a dirty ho"
Marc-"ROFL thats wicked, but im too sexy to be faceblocked."

by Evanb128 February 16, 2009

Brazilian Facefuck

The sexual act of a female forcefully rubbing their vagina on someones face in a cowgirl (or reverse cowgirl) position for pleasure

Thomas: Yo, how was last night with Sam?
Danny: It was crazy, she gave me a Brazilian Facefuck.

by Velocipack July 31, 2018

Faceblock

Blocking someone so they cannot find you on Facebook, for whatever reason.

"I faceblocked my ex so he wouldn't be able to stalk me anymore!"

Ty: "I don't know what to do...I defriended Laura on Facebook but she keeps friend requesting me. She doesn't get the hint!"

Angie: "Why don't you Faceblock her? Then she can't find you anymore."

by scorpio813 July 6, 2009

Nigerian Facefuck

7 large grown ass Nigerian refugee goldmine workers violently thraxing the oral cavity of your face inside of a hut motel without running water in the depths of a jungle at 2:49 AM on a Monday morning, without consent.

My third wife I divorced seven years and had 4 and a half kids with (one was retarded), got Nigerian facefucked on her missionary trip with Newspring Church.

by Thugga Babe July 22, 2018

Facefuck

a derogatory term for Facebook

"See ya dude, i'll talk to you tonight on Facefuck"

by hihacacacacac May 27, 2009

Faceficial

In modern times, how nothing in social life involving freinds is official until posted on Facebook.

Leroy: "Yo dude dude did you hear? Mandy and Stephen broke up!"

Paul: "Nahh man, someone's shitting you."

Facebook: 'Stephen Rogers is now single'

Paul: "No shit man they really did! It's faceficial!"

by DanteRhodesWatts January 31, 2010