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pedestrian face-off

An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives.

These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent "bear right" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.
Randy: I just had a pedestrian face-off that lasted a good 15 seconds. In the end, we came to the mutual agreement that both of us should step to our right.
Dina: Wow, 15 seconds?! That's gotta be a world record or something.
by The Raging Bull August 25, 2005
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Cold War Fuck Face Off

The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis
John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"

Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."

John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"
by Chemlock March 16, 2009
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wearing the face off her

To kiss someone,to make out, french kiss, the act of wearing the face off her
He was wearing the face off her,
by spudweiser June 28, 2007
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Drink My Face Off

The phrase "drink my face off." implies:

1. The point of drinking to where you cannot feel your face anymore.

2. The help of someone telling you what you did the night before.

3. Drinking so heavily to the point of blacking out.

3. Completly shitfaced. see shitfaced.
Joe: Yo, what do you want to do this weekend?

Clint: I want to go to Atlantic City and Drink My Face Off!
by ElGuapo69 March 25, 2010
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smoke your face off

The term used for smoking so much dank your face is numb / feels completely gone
God damn steve i think you fucking smoke your face off; i feel very facesmokedoffish at the moment; Smoke your face off
by harleywood December 31, 2008
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body off baywatch, face off crime watch

This describes a girl with an amazing body but an ugly face. see Skeletor

Can also be "body FROM baywatch, face FROM crime watch"

Itz the sort of thing teenage boyz snigger about with their matez but wouldnt actually go say it 2 the girl in question.
"that girl has a body off baywatch, face off crime watch, shame..."
by PedroXL September 30, 2006
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Chewing his face off

When someone has had that much Amphetamine that there mouth drys up and they uncontrollably chew the air. It looks like they are trying to chew their face off
Shit she was fucked, literally chewing his face off on drugs
by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021
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