Internet explorer

1) The greatest browser in the world. No other browser can download Mozilla FireFox like Internet Explorer.

1) As soon as I turned on my brand new Alienware PC, I fired up Internet Explorer so I could download Mozilla FireFox.

by Teh Food March 20, 2005

Cave Explorer

A game in which you search for hidden treasures deep inside a cave, using your hand as the explorer and your victim's anus as the cave. This happens quite frequently at GMOD roleplay communities, specifically taconbanana.

Scalene:Dave put on a dress, pulled me in a closet, and made me play Cave Explorer.

I dun like that game.

by el fantasma January 26, 2011

starlight express

a weird ass musical about trains by Andrew Lloyd Webber. currently has a full time show in Bochum, Germany. There's a train trying to win the love of a carriage but theres also this other guy that already has a girlfriend but still wants to fuck the other carriage and then there's a bisexual one and hes a crackhead and the entire musical as i like to describe it, a porno with no porn, just sexualized trains. (also literally no one knows about it)

person 1: yo, have you seen starlight express
person 2: no what the fuck is that

by the really gay girl April 23, 2020

Daily Express

A British newspaper, founded in 1900. Originally a broadsheet, it has been a tabloid for the past few decades.

The paper was bought by pornographer Richard Desmond in 2000, and since then has been dragged downmarket in an attempt to cut costs. In fact, only 7 headlines are known to exist.

DIANA DEATH
KILLER WEATHER
KILLER/HEALTHY FOODS YOU SHOULD AVOID/EAT
EVIL IMMIGRANTS
CANCER SCARE
HOUSE PRICES
MADELIENE

Stories about DIANA DEATH are usually printed on Mondays as no news ever happens over the weekend in Expressland. The Express will print anything about Princess Diana as front page news.

In August 2007 every headline from August 3 onwards was devoted to the missing toddler Madeleine McCann, often reporting on stories that for some reason the rest of the media would either not both reporting or put in a small column on page 25. The absence of anything remotely resembling Real News has caused many people to worry about the condition of the Daily Express for many years.

Daily Express headlines:
"Diana Death: Diana Was Abducted By Aliens"
"Madeleine"
"Evil Immigrants Are After YOUR Jobs, Middle England!"
"Madeleine"
"Eating Food Causes Cancer"
"Madeleine"
"Killer Weather Causes Drop Of Rain To Fall"
"Madeleine"

by Dai Annafan September 7, 2007

Expired

When someone doesn't understand something the first time and you don't fell like repeating it...you say : Expired

Shakwanna: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. haha
Devon: What? I don't get it
Shakwanna: Expired !

by DevonBrah October 11, 2011

Nigella Express

Nipping downstairs in the middle of the night for a quick wank by fridge light.

Wanking by light for quick gratification "Nigella Express"

by Janinsbrown August 5, 2009

internet explorer bug

One of 2 possibilities:

1) A security hole in IE that leaves the user open to viruses and spyware.

2) A bug in the way the hopeless browser renders a webpage when every other browser displays it correctly

Web designer 1: Man, what's happened to my page? It looked great when I designed it in Firefox

Web designer 2: Dude, that's an internet explorer bug again. Why do people even use this pile of rubbish anymore. *Sighs*

by Dan1456 February 1, 2008