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explosives

your friend asks you to write a sexy poem for him. you're not quite in the mood but you know you will be by the time the poem is written.
I don't know if its the moon, my thirst or your existence that makes me picture sexy scenes. half moan half breath half girl half cat. when you get hard i get so soft. like a finger in melting butter i am fire only hotter. (did she just rhyme butter with hotter) your tongue is the pen that licks rhymes on my flesh. and when i have read them i recite them back. you show me how and when and where. and i come crawling pull your hair. your lap is my throne and we are at ease. moving feels so natural and free. hide the explosives after we're done, then do it again and again and again.
by Krkič May 17, 2019
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liquid explosives

The latest element of the "age of terror", liquid explosives are meant to make you so scared that you'll vote for an idiot like George Bush, John Howard or Tony Blair. Did someone say diversionary tactic? Why don't we start addressing real issues like economic inequality, poverty and the world's diminishing resources instead of worrying about this made up bullshit.
LIQUID EXPLOSIVES AND A ONE WAY TICKET!! Holy shit everybody hit the floor. I'm so fucking terr - o - fied
by Prof. J.P. O'Brien August 19, 2006
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Gather and Explode

(1)The process of running to a point, gathering your momentum and jumping as high as you can off of two feet. (2)The moment leading up to and the moment of ejaculation.
"Man that chick is like 7 feet tall. I'm gonna have to gather and explode to seal the deal."
by Patrick is a bitch April 11, 2010
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explode

1. to blow up
The bomb will explode.
by 25IMF June 24, 2019
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ovaries exploded

Baisically it means that you just fangirled so hard that your body couldn't physically take it. Usually used to describe personally, and by girls.
Audrie: Wait you met Dan and Phil

Jamie: Yes!! My Ovaries Exploded so hard I couldn't even breathe.
by AWESOMKIDZONUD December 29, 2015
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nose explode

laughing so hard your nose explodes and snot flies out.
X: And then the platypus shat itself
Y: Haha dude you just made my nose explode. So funny.
by wraina January 12, 2011
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Exploderate

To explode in a massive, messy, or epic way.; To explode violently or without prior warning.
"I was watching a tv show and the cannon they biult exploderated all over the place."
by FireRoastedFire January 25, 2010
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