Expedient 

to speed up, to push along, to make faster

May the wind of a thousand sea cucumbers expedient your arrival

Expedient by n-doggie May 10, 2009

expediate 

v. 1) To use Expedia.com 2) To celebrate the check you get if someone books your hotel for less, usually by having a fun night.

Husband: "Look dear, we got our check from Expedia! I guess someone booked our hotel for less!"

Wife: "Wow Jim, that's great, we'll go expediate after dinner tonight!"

expediate by steelers172 May 13, 2010

expedited path 

This is a term created by the FDA to designate a fast track approval for certain drugs that treat life threatening conditions.

Advanced Pharmaceuticals announces that the development of its new drug will follow an expedited path.

expedited path by fadikh May 20, 2016

Expediebriation

Having become inebriated so fast that you can barely remember when you started.

The roots of the word are "expediate" and, of course, "inebriation".

"Dude, bro, I'm so drunk. How long ago did we start?"

"Dude, I can't even remember..."

"Dude, look at the clock!"

"Dude... we started like 10 minutes ago!"

"Duuude! How'd that happen?"

"Must be expediebriation."

"How do you spell that?"

Warning: Consumption of Four Loko or any other carbonated and caffienated malt beverage may cause expediebriation.

Expediebriation by Dude! Bro! April 27, 2011

the expedition

The Expedition is the sexual act of placing two in the front and six in the rear. Normally accomplished by placing the index and middle finger of one hand in the vagina and the pinky finger of the same hand and the entire other hand in the anus of your partner (lube optional). A derivative of the minivan where 2 are in the front and only 5 in the rear.

"Dude, my girlfriend is so loose in the trunk now the Minivan doesn't cut it. Last night I went with The Expedition on her ass."

the expedition by of the clan Macleod September 30, 2013

Steve Irwin's Expedition

A sexual move where a salamander is put in a woman's vagina.

At that moment, she knew she wanted to do Steve Irwin's Expedition.

Steve Irwin's Expedition by Krad B. November 12, 2008

Expeditor 

A person who pushes an employee to get a job done even though they are not said employee's boss or supervisor. They can be very annoying. Most good expeditors are women with a sexy stomach and cute toes. That can motivate most men.

Listen Pam, the job will be done when it's done! I don't care that you're the expeditor.

Expeditor by # SIP October 13, 2019