fully in existence

Something that stands out more than normally expected.

Person 1: That girl was cute, but she did have a big nose.
Person 2: Yea your right, it was fully in existence.

by RunTampa December 8, 2009

Secret Missing Episode

"Secret Missing Episode" are a series of YouTube videos. The videos usually begin with some variation of "This is the Secret Missing Episode of (name of show). It was never aired because (some disgusting reason). Warning: You must be at least (ridiculous age, often accompanied with the requirement to do or have done a vulgar act) to watch." The video then, using text-to-speech software such as Speakonia, features the characters from the show, usually discussing their homosexuality. These videos usually follow the same formula as Barney Bunch videos do.

"This is the Secret Missing Episode of Futurama. It was never aired because it made everyone cum. Warning, you must be at least 208,346,450,342 years old and have had sex with Drew Pickles seven times to watch.

Hi, my name is Bender, and I am really really really really really really gay..."

by RedBlade7 April 2, 2008

Bane of My Existence

To be the burden of your life whether in your particular moment or over the course of your life.

Mosquitoes are the bane of my existence. I hate them.

by eccedentesiast101 May 6, 2015

Stride Gum Episode

When an episode of a show is centered around an advertisement instead of the show itself. Originating from a Smallville episode where a Stride Gum factory was the focus of the episode and the gum was used as a main piece to the story. Another recent example is It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia had an episode centered around a Dave & Busters.

Oh, this is their Stride Gum episode.

by MartiniMan October 7, 2009

existentialist

(n.) One who follows the philosophy of existentialism.

Existentialists get a bad rap due to the fact that some retards treat it as if it's a philosophy of despair. However, it's quite the contrary. While the philosophy does state that life has no meaning, the notion is not intended to make the individual powerless, but rather empowered to live life with a sense of exuberance and accomplishment in order to give meaning to his/her existence.

Furthermore, existentialism emphasizes individuality and personal responsibility for the ramifications that come with being an individual. Since the individual possesses the freedom of choice to choose his/her experiences and non-experiences, he/she is solely the one responsible for the consequences that come with these actions and non-actions.

In layman's terms, you shouldn't be a bitch and direct the finger of blame at somebody else for the shitty decisions you make in the process of finding yourself.

(adj.) Genearlly, a bullshit term the valley girls of the intellectual world will apply to describe, fallaciously(!!!), something synonymous to "angsty/edgy but, still, like, totally cool." These sentiments further tarnish the existentialist movement.

1. See also: The works of Jean Paul Sartre.
2. Ohmigawd, your lj poetry is, like, sOoO giving me an existentialist vibe.

by Katsu May 8, 2005

don't touch me n***a, you do not exist

A famous line from a song (Drip) that was believed to be Dixie's song for a while, but the real singer of this song is Klondike Blonde.

Me to a celebrity: Omg, I love your videos! May I take a picture? *comes closer to celebrity*

Celebrity: *sings* don't touch me n***a, you do not exist

Me: *walks away sadly*

by 12345678boiiiiiii January 18, 2021

Existential Crisis

"My youth is slipping away as time slips like a torrenting waterfall through my fingers towards inevitable death" -
Danisnotonfire who casually finds himself questioning the meaning of life in the hallway and/or staircase.

"He found himself having another existential crisis after questioning the meaning of his pointless life."

by onethiccpotato April 23, 2018