Taron Egerton

His own person. Not the same person as Elton John. A marvellously talented, good-looking man who unfortunately is burdened with incredibly immature, weird fans who say awful crap about him (like treating him as though he were a fictional character, objectifying him to his face) and think it's cute. Deserves better. Rising to stardom fast.

Taron Egerton is also best known for his role as Eggsy Unwin in the "Kingsman" franchise.

by La_Lala July 13, 2019

exercuse

lame reasons not to exercise, often complete bullshit; usually the result of extreme self-consciousness when it comes to public exercise

A: Man, I was gonna go to the gym last night, but, uh, I got the runs!
B: Psssh, please! I don't wanna hear your exercuses!

by Maloret December 10, 2007

Expert Village

Bullshit.

- Did you talk to your professor about that math problem?
- Yeah.
- Well, what's the answer?
- I don't know. He Expert Villaged me.

by isselman2000 September 3, 2009

exercisibitionist

One who chooses the most public of places to conduct their lunges, push-ups or other exercises, and often glances around as if waiting for someone to ask them if they work out.

I spotted an exercisibitionist today, doing push-ups off a park bench next to the patio of the busy restaurant on the corner.

by E.B. Wite-Out June 8, 2009

Exeter University

An academic institute in the South West of England. Inhabited by many 'rahs' and Oxbridge rejects. Attempt to befriend Holland Hall residents, they could buy you things with Daddy's credit card. Many of the norms hang out at La Frowda and Moberly. Tracksuit bottoms and flip-flops are worn even in the coldest winter months around campus, these are particularly worn by students originating from Cambridge. Beware of getting Exeter mixed up with Surrey, most of the middle-class youngsters of Surrey have travelled for miles in a first class carriage to attend this institute.

"You're going to Exeter University?"
"Well yes, Oxford isn't ready for me yet, besides they do have a Hollister and Jack Wills so I can wear my fortune" - typical rah

by thenormal February 18, 2014

towel exercise

the act of using the erect penis and flexing the hard-on while a towel is hanging from it so it looks as if the penis is lifting the towel

used by man-"before I go on a date I like to do some towel exercises"
used by women-"he can towel exercise every day but its not gonna grow his dick"

by kwheezy February 25, 2008

long haired jizz expert

Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.

Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!

by gorilla tities February 17, 2014