everton

Everton the team from liverpool who never win anything.

Everton scum they think tjey are the best.

Bloke 1 - U know that team from liverpool
Bloke 2 - Yer liverpool
Bloke 1 - No the crap one
Bloke 2 - o yeh everton..........

by jakew July 25, 2006

Everton blues

1. The general and perpetual feeling of irreversible demise and misery that comes with the heart aching and thankless truth of being an Everton fan.

2. (a) The bitter frustration felt by Everton fans after being defeated again

(b) The bitter frustration felt by Everton fans after being defeated by Liverpool again.

3. The feeling that disappointed Everton fans feel when they think about that dusty little trophy cabinet at Goodison Park.

4. (a) The anguish felt by Evertonians when an other cup run amounts to nothing

(b) The anguish of Evertonians when an other year season ends with sound of "beep beep beep beep beep beep" as the Everton tour bus reverses back into the garage.

(c) the yearning of Everton fans to get into the Champions League for once.

(noun)

The problem with supporting little clubs like Everton is the inevitable Everton blues that comes with supporting Everton.

by Bigtoke September 9, 2009

Shane Everson

A homosexual loser who lives with his mom and has many things in common with the subway guy and Michael Jackson

Man: Bro you see Shane Everson ?
Girl: I havent seen him in years Why?
Man: Last time I heard he was living with his mom and jacking off to beastiality porn on his computer
Girl: wow I always knew he was a loser
Man:Yeah I can't stand the sight of his face it makes me want to punch it
Girl: Yeah I'd love to punch Shane in his face
Man: Me too Shane has to most punchable face ever

by Timmytrumpet June 10, 2018

evertonians

Plural of evertonian

often found at goodison park on a weekend watching the game

together they form one of the most loyal fanbases in football and are very good people

unlike the sworn enemy, gobshites who cant afford to watch their side or cannot get there as they live in a different part of the world so have to settle watching the game on a screen in a run down pub.

Gobshite 1: look at all of those evertonians, where could they be going?

Gobshite 2: probably to watch the game at goodison, lets go to the pub otherwise we will miss liverpool

Gobshite 1: i dont really care as we are not going to win

Gobshite 3: *Doesnt understand because he is foreign*

by ozzyozzyozzy May 1, 2008

Everton

A football team in Liverpool, which happens to have the most biased and dislussions fans ever walk on this planet

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Everton

Being the neighbours of five times european cup winners Liverpool FC, Everton is an english football club that has been in serious decline since the mid eighties.
General consensus regarding Everton's top-flight status the last decade and-a-half is that they have managed to survive relegation only by old habit.
Everton is also the only club in the premier league to have a stadium made out of wood.

Person 1: Hi mate, who do you support?
Person 2: I support Everton, the peoples club.
Person 1: Oh, I see. For how long have you been disillusioned and paranoid?
Person 2: What does disillusioned and paranoid mean?

by gubbon September 24, 2008

Everton

very small football club from the city of liverpool,forever in the shadow of rivals liverpools 18 leagues and 5 european cups, everton claim to be the peoples club but very rarly fill their own stadium very bitter and twisted supportesr who blame liverpool for all their faults.....

ay la what score did everton get on?
Arsenal won 7-1...

oh well liverpool drew with man u so its sound gonna go back to wales and shag a sheep later.....

by robbiefowlerisgod February 12, 2010