Evangelical Atheist

An atheist that combats religion as zealously as evangelicals thrust their religious beliefs on others.

I was talking to a co-worker about an episode of Mysteries of the Bible on National Geographic and this Evangelical Atheist jumped into our conversation telling us that we believed in a Spaghetti Monster God.

by Aaron C. A April 8, 2012

Evangeline

Evangeline- Likes to bite people
Likes to chomp on people's fingers

Evangeline: Bite, chomp

by Jackson_is_big_gay May 3, 2020

evangelical

Type of Christianity that places authority in the Bible as the infallible word of God. This does not necessarily mean a literal interpretation of everything in the Bible (cf. creationism). Not to be confused with evangelism, which means something entirely different.

No-one knows what evangelical means.

by jedi_llama April 28, 2006

Evangelina

Evangelia is an amazing person. She is so kind, mature and friendly. To come across an Evangelina you are very lucky and should treasure her as much as you can. She also has a great trendy taste in fashion. She is up to date with all trends.

Evangelina is an amazing friend.

by :)_:)_:)_:)_ August 7, 2019

Evangalina

A very beautiful, kind, and caring person who deserves the world

I miss Evangalina, they're very swag.

by ImMoreSwagThanYou June 9, 2021

evangelical movement

When someone takes a crap that is so magnificent they cannot bring themselves to flush, and instead must show everyone they know this magnificent creation.

Bob: Joe! You must see this! Come with me! Something magnificent has happened!
Joe: Wow, ok
Bob: Look, look here at what I have created!
Joe: Um, wow, nice turd Bob
Bob: Nice turd? That is no mortal turd Joe, this is the Turd of turds!
Joe: Yeah, sure, I can see that. A true evangelical movement you've had there.

by I'm Pseudonym March 3, 2011

evangelical christian school

this is a kinda ok school until you meet all the assholes in your grade. then it’s just ass. going to this school gave me depression and aids. be careful!

evangelical christian school? isn’t that the one where they can’t even dance at homecoming?

by pw😳 May 14, 2018