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escalator

moving staircase (not to be confused with the moving staircases in Harry Potter) used to make walking up stairs easier. Its like taking the worst part about elevators (makes you fat) and stairs (takes too long) and putting it all in one convenient location.
Guy 1: Dude lets take the escalator
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because escalators are slow and make me fat!
by darkshadow29 July 30, 2010
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Etalp

n. a science teacher defined as studly by the majority of the teenage, female population. Etalps are generally quite dorky in an endearing sort of way. They are very fond of Star Wars and The Who. Etalps have gelled hair and uncreative fashion sense, usually wearing outfits on rotations of about two weeks.

Etalps have a large group of worshipful followers, usually mindless drones who wear UGGs and enjoy such artists as Justin Bieber. These followers will utilize any opportunity afforded to them to flirt with the Etalp, who usually flirts back.
Girl 1: "Hey look! It's an Etalp!"

Girl 2: "He's so frickin' hot!" *swoons*

Girl 1: "Desperate much?"
by egregious_child September 22, 2010
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Excalibur

What the lady of the lake presented to Arthur, King of the Britains.
The who?
The Britains.
Who're the Britains?
You - I - We all are!
And I am your king.
Well I didn't vote for you.
You don't vote for kings
Oh, well I could be king then.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no base for a system of government. Let's face it: If I went around saying I was emperor because some broad launched a scimitar at me, they'd cart me away!
by emiolie February 24, 2004
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escalanche

A Cadillac Escalade EXT. This vehicle is identical in function to the Chevrolet Avalanche but has all the fancy stuff an Escalade has. It also comes with a 6.2 liter 403 horsepower v8 that is not available on the Avalanche.
The Escalanche is a cross between the Avalanche and Escalade EXT.
by kennellyb October 20, 2007
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Excalibur Sonic

A form of Sonic the Hedgehog that appears in the game Sonic and the Black Knight for the final boss fight. He is covered in golden armor and wields the Sacred Sword Excalibur. He doesn't use up rings, but can lose them if hit. Excalibur Sonic seems to only have a few abilities such as Dodging, Slashing, and Soul Surge
Sonic Fan: Man Excalibur Sonic is so cool!

2nd Sonic Fan: nah. Darkspine Sonic was better.
by ChoasPunishment February 26, 2010
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encalibrated

when you are higher than a beuch but ur not faded you are just encalibrated asfffucckkkkkkkk
when your encalibrated as fuck like you be smoking on that shiiiet and you feel encalibrated like high as fuck ya feel me
creator: nutsack ORAL
random nigger: bro i’m encalibrated as fuck
you: huh?
random nigger: like i’m chillen like i’m just encalibrated than a ho maine

BENJI BOI: yo bro i’m encalibrated as fuck
c bass: yea bro same
by geekin 666 April 3, 2023
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Escalade

An SUV manufactured by Cadillac which uses either a frame from a Chevrolet Tahoe, Avalanche (EXT model), or Suburban (ESV model). Starting at a little under $50,000 US, these trucks are a blatant status symbol amongst young Urban people and senior citizens, the later being a more traditional fanbase for Cadillac. Escalades were made popular from hip-hop artists and have traveled into the mainstream.

The vehicles themselves are highly decorated with chrome and Cadillac decals to show prestige. Their only true claim is that their engine is the biggest of the full-size SUV market (second only to the Porsche Cheyenne, which classifies as a mid-size SUV). The EXT model is a crew-cab pick-up, similar to the Chevrolet Avalance. The ESV model is a full-sized utility, similar to the Chevrolet Suburban.

The Escalade transcends the typical age braket as an SUV, appealing to young men, well-to-do family moms, and old rich white folks.
Dayam, look at that Escalade! Talk about bling!
by sqyttles August 20, 2003
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