noun.
A person who puts their shoes on the fluffy sides of the escalator in an attempt to clean their shoes even if they look perfectly fine.
Risks include but are not limited to:
1. Getting your foot between the moving part and the brush thus clutching your foot that will cause so much pain.
2. An awkward look from the people beside you.
3. Shoes would get dirty for real.
A person who puts their shoes on the fluffy sides of the escalator in an attempt to clean their shoes even if they look perfectly fine.
Risks include but are not limited to:
1. Getting your foot between the moving part and the brush thus clutching your foot that will cause so much pain.
2. An awkward look from the people beside you.
3. Shoes would get dirty for real.
*person puts places shoe on the brush*
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Stephan: Yeah, we went all out and did the ladder.
John: Wow, I'm only able to do the escalator
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