ermysted

Verb. To sexually abuse a young boy.

"Ermysted 'im, Wills!"

by jayhay23 October 29, 2007

Ernesto

a ninja assassin who uses stealth and speed techniques to evade, outsmart and gain advantage over his opponent.

Be careful! He's an ernesto!

by quickness October 16, 2007

Ernesto Riley

As a proponent of Mitakuye Oyasin, Ernesto Riley does not teach what he knows, but instead teaches what he is learning to his Twitter followers.

Ernesto Riley is the Arcturian undercover name for Matthew Davis.

by Faith Walker September 4, 2014

Ernesto

A sexy latino guy that has a huge penis and is a hit with the ladies.

OMG did you see that sexy guy.... I think his name's Ernesto...damn I heard he has a huge penis...

by Nopeman October 30, 2014

Eames

A lanky person whos always up for a fight but can be shy around women, very accident prone but still pretty awesome

Guy 1: Dude what happened
Eames: Got in a brawl, beat up 5 guys and then tripped and broke two ribs
Guy 1: Sounds like a good weekend

by lanky guy 666 April 6, 2012

Ernest

The most angelic, funny kid ever

Ernest is awesome.

by kdjdjeofpe August 14, 2009

Ernest

Someone who is slick as chicken grease. He's known as the actual dark night. Likes tellin girls to "shut it up". One of the coolest cats you'll know. Has no problem bending a chick over. Ernest will get his. Bitches gonna learn today.

Why is the girl walking funny? She got ernest a minute ago

by Gabanoms October 2, 2014