eponysterical

posts and comments which are funny in light of the poster's user name

the following comments are eponysterical:

"What is the best place to aim in a standard wall-based men's urinal to minimize spray (on yourself)?"
posted by pissfactory

"turkey tryptophan wont make you sleepy"
posted by Tryptophan-5ht

by zyzzyx January 4, 2007

Epoon

The female equivalent of epeen.

1. epeen

short for electronic penis, this is used for losers on the internet to try and boost their self esteem by using a facticious item such as the epeen, usually refered to in size.

She was renowned for her epoon flashing

by Angryviv March 20, 2009

Emson

Funniest, he aint no simp, Drip is immaculate. The cutest the most handsome human being ever seen, Bronny has nothing on him. He is very sweet and he last for hours.

Emson is very handsome

by thamankind January 20, 2021

Eponine

DEFINITION OF FRIENDZONE
verb: eponining

"Without him, I feel his arms around me." -Eponine

nigga that aint physically possible

by ja feel March 22, 2013

Edson

Sweetest guy alive. Any girl would be lucky of dating with Edson. Specially older girls.
Probably big fan of dad jokes. Cat lover. Beautiful smile, nice and soft hands, great storytelling, smart AF.

Edson loves his DD girlfriend.

by McCominc March 6, 2019

esona

Person who's smart and kind and funny and can be your bestfriend but also beat your ass if she needs too

Wow I wish esona was my friend

by BlahBlaboom March 22, 2018

Edson

sexy sweetest man alive makes my heart melt great kisser the love of my life can make me laugh until milk comes out of my nose VERY sexy can turn turn me on on the drop of a dime best thing that has ever happened to me

he is such good edson

by edsonslover July 25, 2011